The Morning Briefing: Tulsi Gabbard Has Hillary Hitting the Breakfast Franzia Hard Now

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Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Darlyewyndel was quite open about her suspicions regarding Errol Flynn, Molly Ringwald, and Oreo flavor deviations.

These are rather testy times we live in, aren't they? We're having a lot of fun over on this side right now, while the lefties are running around insisting that they're living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. It's a good thing we're right on this one. Examples of completely different takes on the same issue abound, like the worthiness of the two women whom President Trump has defeated to win the presidency.

While I was in Ann Arbor last October, I had a long conversation with a former Dem operative at a University of Michigan tailgate party. He was insisting that Kamala Harris is a brilliant woman. I pointed out that she was incapable of stringing together three coherent sentences in a row, and he didn't know what I was talking about.

Maybe there are two of her.

The Hillary Clinton experience in 2016 was even more bizarre. For years, the Democrats made her out to be the smartest, most accomplished woman in the history of estrogen, a paragon of feminist achievement. In reality, everything that she'd achieved in politics had been handed to her because she helped the Democratic Party save face when she didn't leave her husband back in the '90s. I had a bit in my act back then about her signing a deal with the Devil over the Lewinsky thing. I was only partially joking.

When Granny Maojackets won the nomination in 2016, the Dems were forced into trying to package her as likable. Kamala Harris is off-putting and irritating, but Hillary Clinton is something out of a horror movie. Her campaign tried over 60 slogans and catchphrases, each with the intention of "introducing the real Hillary Clinton" to the voters. At that point, Mrs. C. had been in the public eye for almost a quarter of a century; we were painfully aware of who she was.

There always seemed to be something a little off about Hillary, even more so during the 2016 campaign. There was a lot of odd behavior, for which the Dems had convenient excuses. Once again, our lying eyes weren't lying to us. This is from my partner in thought crime, Stephen Green:

Today's whopper of a Russiagate reveal from Intel Director Tulsi Gabbard is like spending 10 years trapped in Alice's Wonderland, only to wake up and discover that you're still there.
Gabbard unleashed a 2020 House Intelligence Committee report on Russian interference in our 2016 election, including evidence that then-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton suffered "psycho-emotional problems" and that Russian intelligence possessed internal DNC communications describing Clinton’s issues as including "uncontrolled fits of anger, aggression, and even cheerfulness."

Which verbal bomb-throwing pundit is it who always says that Democrats are mentally unwell? Oh yeah, that's me. As the headline of a column I wrote last September said, "It's OK to Call Your Political Opponents Insane If They're, You Know, Insane." Hillary Clinton has been my inspiration for that for a very long time.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by a party that says it prizes diversity, and it is obvious that Tulsi Gabbard ain't playin'. She came to chew gum and fill the Democrats with regret, and she's completely out of gum.

Stephen's post mentions that the emails reveal that Mrs. Clinton may have been a smidge doped up on "heavy tranquilizers" back in the day, which explains so much. Remember that odd episode on the campaign plane in 2016 where a spaced-out Hillary looked like she was, well, doped up on heavy tranquilizers?

These Dem candidates do keep their personal physicians busy.

Given Mrs. Clinton's legendary unpleasantness, things have got to be pretty dicey for the household staff up in Chappaqua after this news. Prayers up that her aim suffers after the second box of wine should she start hurling things. Those who work close to her no doubt already have mad ducking skills.

Tulsi Gabbard is having herself a week. Before Hump Day was over, she'd already placed Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton squarely in her sights. She's got all the right people freaking out:

Tulsi Gabbard, Trump's top intelligence official, leveled allegations against Obama that no U.S. spy chief has ever made against a former president or administration. https://t.co/9ITq2Qs4WL
— NBC News (@NBCNews) July 24, 2025

The flop sweat at the Democratic National Committee and in the mainstream media production meetings has to be overwhelming right now.

What a glorious time to be alive.

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