Top O’ the Briefing
Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Syrena felt that pant suits were for the type of woman who would request a straw with her white wine spritzer in a bowling alley bar.
The Biden crime family got a break this week when its junkie son was given a sweet deal thanks to godfather Giuseppe Biden’s influence, which made everyone investigating his boy understand that they’d be feeding the fishes if they actually did their jobs. That does not, however, mean that those of us on the side of truth and reality have to let the story go.
As any mainstream media story about Hunter Biden will remind you, Joe Biden’s family has suffered some real tragedy. We’re reminded of that to deflect from the fact that Hunter is the kind of sleazeball that other sleazeballs find off-putting.
One might think that the kind of loss that Hunter Biden has suffered would make him more sensitive to the importance of immediate family. Nope. A court had to force him to pay child support to the unacknowledged granddaughter of the president of the United States of America.
There are only so many times that the “Family Tragedy” card can be played to cover the truth that the family is, in fact, garbage.
Joe Biden is living out every crime boss’s dream: he doesn’t have to buy off law enforcement because he’s in charge of law enforcement. It’s easy to run a crime syndicate when you can instruct the feds to look the other way, which, as Kevin writes, is exactly what President LOLEightyonemillion’s Department of Justice did:
The recent bombshell allegations by IRS whistleblowers are shining a new and damning light that the Biden crime family — and their reptilian friends in the Department of Justice (DOJ) — will find hard to dodge.
The scathing report by the Ways and Means Committee lays out the DOJ’s unconscionable schemes to keep America’s first toilet family out of prison by any means necessary.
Delaying, divulging, and denying
The DOJ’s skullduggery includes denying U.S. Attorney David Weiss’ ability to bring charges against Hunter in various locations nationwide. They also allegedly staved off specific investigations until the statute of limitations had expired.
Nice gig if you can get it, right, Hunter?
Hunter Biden is the kind of scumbag that, if he were dating your daughter, you’d punch until he realized that he no longer wanted to date your daughter. Everything about the guy screams, “LOW LIFE.” The only reason that his daddy still loves him is that his daddy isn’t quite sure who he is. Pops only knows that prostitute-loving Hunter has the same last name, so he has to be protected by the Biden Stasi.
Regarding the headline: even Dems know that Hunter Biden is a skeeve carrier. If Hunter showed up to Ezra and Emma Liberal’s door to take their baby girl on a date, they’d tell him she had moved to Tibet to become a Buddhist nun. The Hive Mind Code prevents them from admitting to others that Hunter Biden is such a bottom-feeder that he’s banned from Tijuana donkey shows.
Scummy though Hunter may be, the daddy who covers for him is even worse. The president of the United States is running full-time legal interference for a deadbeat dad reject that most of society would be OK with hanging out to dry.
Hunter Biden hasn’t cleaned up his act. He’s a child of white American liberal privilege who truly believes that he’s never done anything wrong. If he’s out of reach for more than an hour, there’s a good chance that he’s snorting blow off a hooker that he paid for with money he made from peddling daddy’s influence in Ukraine.
I would like to think there could be a correction with the next presidential election, but the Biden crime family has no doubt done irreparable damage to the Republic.
All we can do now is watch out for our daughters.
PROGRAMMING NOTE: I’m changing up the way I do the Mailbag of Magnificence. I’ll either do it every other week, or I may just start responding to an email or two whenever it feels like a good time to do so. The email address for the Briefing is now posted at the very end. Scroll all the way and enjoy.
Click the button below to get the Morning Briefing emailed to you every weekday. Have your coffee with me, people. It’s free and it supports conservative media!
Everything Isn’t Awful
Smart kitty.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/A84klVxgS5
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 22, 2023
PJ Media
‘Unwoke’ Free-for-All #41: James O’Keefe’s Newest Video Is the Most Disturbing One Yet
VodkaPundit. Celebrity Chef Bans Vegans, and the Meat-Loving Counter-Backlash Is Phenomenal
We’ll Bet You Didn’t Have Hunter Biden’s Secret Club on Your Bingo Card Today
Michigan Doubles Down With New Hate Speech Law
New Poll Shows What Americans Think About Abortion Policy
VodkaPundit, Part Deux. Bud Light: ‘Please Drink Our Beer Again, You Oafish Hicks’
The Unsettling Emergence of Transgender Summer Camps: An Attack on Childhood Innocence
The IRS, FBI, and DOJ Owe Al Capone an Apology
BREAKING: Devastating News for Families of the Titanic Submarine Crew
Whistleblower: Biden Admin Blocked Investigation Into Hunter Biden
Science v. Ideology: 36 Climate Models Overestimated Warming in U.S. Corn Belt
Moms Who Objected to CRT File Suit After Being Harassed by School
Congress Is Rushing to Regulate AI. That’s a Terrible Idea
Totalitarian Dutch Government Prepares to Dictate Home Sales
BOMBSHELL: Whistleblowers Drop a ‘Fat Man’ on America’s First Crackhead
Townhall Mothership
DeSantis Files Lawsuit Against Biden’s Department of Education
By, like, a millionty. DeSantis Has A Better Chance of Beating Biden Than Trump
North Carolina DA Ruined an Officer’s Career for Doing This to a Hardened Criminal
Killer Mike makes great point about gun control
Cam&Co. 2A Week in Review with Cam and Stephen Gutowski
What people need to learn from Honduran prison riot
Dictators of the world are working together
Why does Elie Mystal get a hateful racist pass?
Tucker Claims Bobby Kennedy Is Winning – He May Be Right
Axios gives pro-child-sexualization movement cred by perpetuating false narratives about ‘book bans’
Um…Chuck Schumer says pistol braces allow you to shoot like a machine gun with one hand
As one does. Whistleblower: Hunter Biden deducted payments to hooker from his taxes
VIP
Become part of the PJ Media VIP party by subscribing here. Use promo code KRUISERMB to receive a 25% discount. Trust me, we’re having fun over here.
Atheism and Collectivism v. Individualism: William Buckley on the Struggle of Our Times
Lost at Sea and Stripped of Dignity: New Republic Dehumanizes OceanGate’s ‘Republican’ CEO
Is the Fix in Again in 2024 Down in the Peach State?
‘All Souls Weigh the Same’? A Tale of Two Tragedies and of the Difference in Media Coverage Of Them
The Appalling State of American Public Education and the Culture Issue
Trump’s COVID Vaccine Folly: How Much Will It Hurt Him in the Primary?
The Utah AG Wants Porn Lawsuit Against the State Tossed
Around the Interwebz
‘Mission Impossible’ Costar Pom Klementieff Talks About The Most Difficult Tom Cruise Stunt
Stars collided in galactic “demolition derby,” produced oddball gamma-ray burst
Debunking the Myth of the National Dish
Reduct This
Too Soon to Tell if Approaching Stroller Carrying Ugly Baby or Beautiful Dog: https://t.co/CKkuQT8sjo pic.twitter.com/oCK3CoNlUq
— Reductress (@Reductress) June 22, 2023
The Kruiser Kabana
Kabana Gallery
Woman and Panther (Salome and the Panther), 1880 #symbolism #gustavemoreau https://t.co/Wz9jMfWiJp pic.twitter.com/iRTZJgtYuT
— Gustave Moreau (@gustave_moreau) April 2, 2023
Kabana Tunes
Occasionally we just have to go with the classics. Happy weekend,
The Mailbag of Magnificence contributions can be sent to [email protected].
Join the conversation as a VIP Member