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It’s always difficult to anticipate what new trickery the Democrats might concoct to sway any given election. They’re devious, after all, and it’s nigh on impossible for non-devious types to get in their heads.
Another thing that’s important to ponder is which parts of their established playbook they might trot out. It’s a thick playbook, to be sure, and there’s a good chance that they’ll be throwing the whole thing at the GOP to keep President LOLEightyonemillion around well past his expiration date. The cabal running Biden’s brain is at this moment prepping for whichever nominee the Republicans eventually throw at them.
Their candidates may be trainwrecks, but their game plan will be rock solid.
Because the beating heart of the 21st century Democrats is communism, civil unrest is a favorite tool of theirs. It provides a lot of cover for a lot of what they would like to keep in the shadows.
Many expect some sort of trouble in the streets to pop up next year just before the election. But what if they decide that more is better and want to kick things off this year? Maybe just give it a trial run.
Kevin chronicled some of the responses to Jordan Neely’s death that are going on in New York:
Neely is the poster boy to kick off the 2023 riot season that the left is hungry to start. He is black, homeless, and mentally ill. Even more mouthwatering to the Marxists, he was killed by a white military veteran.
Liberals began protesting Neely’s death. The protests soon turned violent, and several anarchists were arrested. The number of protestors is growing — just like we saw after George Floyd died.
Other meatheads threatened to shoot people. Scores of protestors jumped onto the subway tracks to halt incoming trains.
Kevin notes in his headline that there are “only days left before riot season.” That may be dark humor to those of us on the right, but it is probably on a lot of leftist calendars.
The wave of George Soros-funded progressive prosecutors who have been ushered into office in recent years hasn’t been put in place without reason. It’s not that Democrats want criminals to have an easy time of it because they actually care about anyone. Rather, they need to know there’s plenty of kindling and fuel in big cities for any fires of “peaceful protest” they need to light on a moment’s notice.
Dem higher-ups don’t mind the crime in blue urban areas because it doesn’t affect them — they tend to live in gated communities that are far from any danger zones. And, thanks to generous assistance from their flying monkeys in the mainstream media, they can keep insisting that it’s not really a problem. Dems in charge of blue cities get away with this because, as Kevin wrote in another post, they know that there will never be any electoral consequences for them, in most cases anyway. Lori Lightfoot in Chicago is an exception, even though her replacement will do absolutely nothing to make crime better in the city.
It’s not outlandish to think that the Democrats are looking at “unrest” in cities they run and secretly hoping for some well-timed riots. Protests are a marvelous way to deflect from whatever Biden is screwing up at the moment. These dress rehearsals help them prepare for the big civil unrest finale that they almost certainly have planned for 2024.
It’s not paranoia if it’s really happening.
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