The Morning Briefing: E-Day

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Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur has been asked to preside over a communal bourbon cleanse event.

We're going to shake things up a little today. There's really nothing left to say at this point. Let's kick this off with something I tweeted on Sunday:

These next three days are going to be the longest 27 years of my life.
— SFK (@stephenkruiser) November 4, 2024

More than anything, I want sleep to emerge victorious from this election.

I'm just going to give a heads-up on what we will be doing here today and tonight, then we can all dive into the madness. I've been away, so I am going to be one of the weirdos who votes today. They keep moving my polling place farther away from me. When I first moved back to Tucson, it was half a block away. I had to go five blocks to vote in the 2022 midterms. Now, it's a mile away.

Paraphrasing the immortal Richard Pryor: Was it something I said?

This is from Paula's preview of our Election Day doings:

First things first: We'll be launching our Election Day Live Blog at 7 p.m. ET on Tuesday. It'll be packed with every last detail about how the election is shaking out — everything from voting irregularities to exit polling to race calls to whatever the crazies on X are saying. Moreover, we'll all have a great time together as we await election results. Trust me, you don't want to do this alone. So grab your favorite beverage and settle in for what could be a long night. We're planning to keep the live blog open all night and into Wednesday so you don't miss a single important development or breaking story.
We'll also have live election returns, powered by Decision Desk HQ, as the critical races unfold — everything from the presidential election to House, Senate, and governor contests. Stay tuned to these so you'll be the first to know when the races are called.

It's going to be a busy one. If you have never experienced one of our live blogs, you're missing out. We even made the debates fun. Like-minded people, adult beverages, no dress code — it's a great way to either commiserate or celebrate. I know I've been mentioning this a lot, but this really is an amazing time to join our VIP family. If you subscribe today and use the promo code FIGHT for a 60% discount, you'll be able to hop into our fast-paced and often hilarious comments section.

Our VIP Gold and Platinum members can watch the special pre-election forum that Stephen Green and I hosted yesterday on our cult favorite live chat, "Five O'Clock Somewhere." We were joined by our boss, Paula Bolyard, as well as our friends and Townhall Media colleagues Storm Paglia, Larry O'Connor, Ed Morrissey, Kurt Schlichter, and Cam Edwards.

Rewatching that will be a lot more fun than any election coverage.

That's it. I'll be here tomorrow, win or lose.

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Everything Isn't Awful

Party animal. pic.twitter.com/qkJMyERfbL
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) November 4, 2024

Bee Me

Election Day triple-shot.

New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins https://t.co/YWT1Mw8Z6f pic.twitter.com/Di8tN4Tnc6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 4, 2024

D.C. Prepares For 'Party Of Joy' https://t.co/GDnuN3SpbD pic.twitter.com/O2oZi4vzk9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 4, 2024

Democrats Warn That If Trump Is Elected It Will Be The End Of Bureaucracy As We Know It https://t.co/EF9UN5O7wx pic.twitter.com/BEja3T1uAh
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 4, 2024