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Kruiser, your regularly scheduled spokesmodel, is out again today, but he should be back in top form tomorrow. I’ll leave it to him to explain his absence. Good talk.
Radio host John Steigerwald asked a provocative question on Sunday night:
Again, what if it had been anthrax instead of cocaine?
— John Steigerwald (@Steigerworld) July 10, 2023
We all know what would have happened. The Secret Service would already know EXACTLY who left that little doggie bag in the White House, and the perp would be locked away, never to be seen again, along with the J6 protesters.
Steigerwald isn’t the only one who thinks there’s something fishy about the White House/Secret Service story. Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) noted, “Look, I’ve been in the Situation Room. There are cameras everywhere. I’m pretty sure the Secret Service knows.”
“The White House could have handled this real simply by saying, ‘Hey, the Secret Service found some cocaine in the Situation Room. We don’t know how it got in here, but we’re going to find out. And as soon as we find out whose blow it is, we’re either going to fire them and/or prosecute them, and we’ll let you know.’ And then tell the American people the truth,” he added. “But this White House didn’t do that.”
Yet we’re supposed to believe there’s no way to know who left the blow in the White House.
As Matt explained, first, we were told that the drugs were found in the “residence’s library on the ground floor of the building.” Then the story changed to “a holding area in the West Wing that is accessible to both White House staff and guests.” And then it changed again: It was found “near the White House’s West Executive entrance in a cubby.”
Other questions I have:
- If a tourist left the bag of cocaine, why didn’t the Secret Service find the white powdery substance during a routine bag search?
- If there are no drug-sniffing dogs sniffing up visitors who enter the White House, why not?
For what it’s worth, the anthrax task force that investigated the deadly packages delivered in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks “interviewed 10,000 witnesses spanning six continents, recovered over 6,000 pieces of possible evidence, issued 5,750 grand jury subpoenas, gathered 5,730 environmental samples from 60 locations, and scrutinized over 1,000 possible suspects,” according to the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.
The investigation into the bag of cocaine is expected to wrap up today, but don’t hold your breath. Unlike the USPIS, rumor has it the White House has O.J. looking for the real druggie.
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