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Way back in olden times when we were expecting to be awash in red waviness at this point, many of us on the right were worried that Republicans would get a little squishy when they took back the House. Early indications are that they at least want to appear to be vertebrates for a while.
Matt wrote over the weekend that Kevin McCarthy plans to keep his promise to nuke some of the more unsavory Democrats in the House from their committee assignments. That’s a good start.
Matt also reported last week that the GOP is going to start looking into the shady Biden family business dealings:
On Thursday morning, House Republicans took their first steps in achieving oversight and accountability for the corrupt Biden administration. At a news conference on Thursday, Reps. James Comer (R-Ky.), the incoming chair of the House Oversight Committee, and Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) claimed that President Joe Biden was involved in his son Hunter’s shady foreign business dealings.
According to Comer, whistleblowers have come forward to say that the Biden family “flourished and became millionaires by simply offering access to the family.”
The Bidens — and Democrats in general — haven’t been held accountable for much in recent years. As my friend and colleague Stephen Green is fond of saying, “Joe Biden is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Chinese Communist Party.” There have been rumors in the past of dealings with other foreign nationals wherein Hunter Biden leveraged daddy’s name. It’s long past time that a good, hard investigation happened.
Because everything is a clown car now, Team Biden Spokesditz Karine Jean-Pierre gave a full-throated world salad defense of the “Big Guy” when questioned about it, which Robert covered for us:
Jean-Pierre began haltingly (she ended haltingly, too, and spoke haltingly in the middle; she is the most outstandingly inarticulate press secretary the nation as ever had): “So, look, uh, you know, um, there’s — there’s some — a little bit of, uh, interesting, uh, you know, kind of, on-brand, uh, thinking here, because, um, you know, congressional Republicans, uh, ran, uh, saying that they were going to fight inflation. Uh, they said they were gonna make that a priority. They were very clear about that these past, uh, several months, and instead, what they’re doing is they’re focusing, uh — you know, they’re focusing — they’re making their top, top priority — they get the majority, and their top priority is actually not focusing on the American families but focusing on the President’s family.”
Oh.
The administration will no doubt downplay it and get some backup from their flying monkeys in the mainstream media. In fact, I caught this gem from ABC News on Twitter:
Congressional Republicans say they'll push ahead with a probe of Pres. Biden's family, including his son Hunter — despite concerns from some in their own caucus. https://t.co/eJg2lGnTIp
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) November 20, 2022
The oh-so-concerned “some in their own caucus” involves two people: a retired congresswoman and a newly elected member of the House who won’t be sworn in until January.
So, zero members of the Republican caucus. It’s false narrative-building time, though, so accuracy be damned.
No real Republican is uninterested in seeing the Delaware Corleones investigated. And now that at least one major social media company isn’t owned by commies, anything juicy can’t be completely buried.
After sham impeachment trials and the House J6 Soviet Select Committee on Daddy Issues charade, it will be good to see Biden and Son under the microscope. Something is amiss there, and maybe we can finally get to the bottom of what it is.
I think DOCTOR Mama Jill might be the real mastermind behind it all.
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