The Morning Briefing: Why Do Joe Biden's Handlers Let the Idiot Speak?

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Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Ice cream should be a food group.

Like many of you, I often wonder if we’re not all just players in a game of Sims. I mean, this “Joe Biden is the president of the United States” garbage can’t be real, can it?

Apparently, it can.

President Pervwhisper has access to our launch codes, our economy, and our future.

Yeah, the prospect of this Republic surviving until next Christmas is iffy.

It is no secret that Joe Biden isn’t really in control. Some ungodly cabal of puppetmasters is pulling the moron’s strings. From what we’ve seen so far, they aren’t brighter than their drooling charge. If they were, they wouldn’t let Ol’ Gropes speak in public. Ever.

Matt has the story of Biden’s latest verbal tragedy:

Biden’s apparent forgetfulness also resulted in a somewhat amusing moment — which perhaps shouldn’t be so funny, but because it’s Joe and he seems to have forgotten about his younger son’s … umm … controversial laptop photos — when he started talking about “a new civil rights cause of action” for victims of revenge porn.

“So we established … a new civil rights cause of action for those whose intimate images were shared on the public screen. How many times have you heard—I bet everybody knows somebody somewhere along the line, that in an intimate relationship, what happened was the guy takes a revealing picture of his naked friend, or whatever, in a compromising position and then literally, in a sense, blackmails or mortifies that person … sends it out, put it online.”

This is a man who isn’t all there. And he’s in almost complete control of the most powerful nation on Earth. He’s got his office, the Senate, the House of Representatives, and the mainstream media backing him up.

George W. Bush was routinely scourged by the mainstream media for his occasional verbal gaffes. Compared to Biden, W. was positively Shakespearean even on his worst days.

Most of Biden’s oratorical missteps are attributed to his advanced age. I am here to say this isn’t a senility issue. Biden has always been a moron when speaking to, well, anyone. There are volumes in the public record confirming this. Sure, his age may play a part, but he’s always been a public-relations liability when let off-leash in front of a camera.

We’re sending this paste-eater to a NATO summit to discuss the Russia/Ukraine horror. He shouldn’t be talking about anything beyond what he wants at snack time.

One of the ways Biden “won” the election in 2020 involved his handlers using COVID panic to keep him out of the public eye.

In the interest of national security, Biden’s puppetmasters might want to send him to the least-used basement in the White House and keep him there for a while.

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