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Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Alistair’s devotion to writing haikus about confrontations on The Bachelor was seen by many as a sign of uncomfortable genius.
The Woke plague is so fraught with infuriating aspects that it’s sometimes difficult to combat it without getting lost in a foul mood. I tend to be more detached than most people who spend their days paying attention to politics and the news, and even I have bouts of crankiness when dealing with these lunatic zealots.
It’s important to not let them wear us down, however. Commies start by trying to demoralize their enemies. I think we’re all aware of the fact that the Woke mob zealots definitely consider us the enemy.
And that they’re commies.
One of the things I liked about the Libs of TikTok account from the first time I became aware of it was the casual way that it let the lefties hang themselves. Like many, I thought that there must be a team of people behind the account to gather all the lib self-own videos. When I found out that it was a one-woman show run by Chaya Raichik, I wished I’d had some kind of award to give her.
The frothing, rabid woke freaks have been incessantly harassing Raichik in an attempt to cancel her. She continues undaunted and rather cheerful in the face of pressure that would make a lot of people quickly decide that none of it was worth the effort.
Catherine wrote a post over the weekend about a recent trip that Raichik took to the office of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Squeaky had lied about Raichik during a hearing, so Ms. R. exercised her right as a citizen and tried to get an explanation:
Raichik posted a Heritage Foundation video of her visiting AOC’s office while wearing a “Ban TikTok” shirt. When a staffer answered her knock and Raichik asked if the congresswoman was in, the clearly uncomfortable staffer replied in the negative. “Is the person who’s in charge of her tech policy in?” Raichik asked next. The staffer replied, “No, do you need a card?” Raichik explained the reason for her visit. “So, basically, she lied about me on the House floor a couple weeks ago, so I just wanted to ask her why she lied about me.”
Apparently startled at the accusation, however, the staffer interrupted before Raichik was done speaking to demand, “Are you guys recording?” She then added, “Okay, give me one second,” and quickly slammed the door on Raichik. You will be unsurprised to find out Raichik did not, in fact, get to explain to AOC what the facts were.
Catherine has the video in the post. When you watch it, you can see that Raichik is having a good time. She takes everything they throw at her — even lies about her being read into the Congressional Record — and keeps moving forward with a smile and a relentless plan to continue exposing the depraved left.
Cheerful warriors in politics aren’t easy to come by. Chaya Raichik is setting an example for people who want to fight the good fight but not end up with an ulcer doing it.
And she got under Squeaky’s skin while being that way.
Everyone’s a winner.
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