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Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The left lower pocket of Crandall’s cargo pants was always filled with some sort of mystery meat that he insisted would come in handy one day.
Now that we’re less than a fortnight out from Election Day, the Democrats have reached the sweaty night terrors stage of reckoning about what’s facing them. The bad news is coming at them rapid-fire now.
Catherine writes that the Senate race here in my native Arizona is now a dead heat. Regular readers of mine know that I have not been at all optimistic about Blake Masters’s — or any Republican’s for that matter — chances of knocking off Mark “I’M AN ASTRONAUT” Kelly. In fact, until three weeks ago, I was firmly in the “Not gonna happen” camp on this one.
Then there’s the detritus of John Fetterman’s debate performance that’s now strewn all about the land. Matt wrote that even the leftmedia hacks are cringing all over after Pennsylvania’s highest-elected hobo gave perhaps the worst political debate performance in history.
Even Democrat candidates who haven’t had a bad week so far are still saddled with a village idiot of a president who thinks airplane seat legroom is racist and his spokesditz, who is even more nonsensical than he is.
As Democrats on the ballot flop about like fish on a beach, their surrogates aren’t faring much better while trying to run interference for them. Keith Olbermann was incensed that NBC News told the truth for once about the Fetterman debacle. He was roundly mocked for it, which Twitchy covered here.
Perhaps the greatest indicator of how well a Republican candidate is doing is the number of hit pieces that candidate has written about him or her by the Dem advocates in the mainstream media. As I note in my latest “The Worst of Times” column, it’s my own gubernatorial candidate, Kari Lake, who seems to be getting the bulk of those in the closing days.
I am thoroughly enjoying watching Dem apologists double down on the demonization of Republicans, which is obviously having such a great effect this year. This is from Chris:
Earlier this week we learned about Max Boot, the Republican-turned-Democrat who wrote a Washington Post column stating that anyone who cares about “democracy” and Ukraine should vote Democrat in November. Now another former Republican is jumping on the bandwagon of accusing people who will vote for economic issues of being enemies of democracy.
Matthew Dowd went on Joy Reid’s MSNBC show and went even further, hinting that voting for the benefit of your pocketbook or 401(k) is akin to paving the way for Nazism.
“I’m not gonna say that, you know, the GOP are Nazis at this point,” Dowd began.
Whatever, Matthew.
“But it certainly sounds very familiar to what happened in Germany, which is a bunch of citizens [unintelligible] Adolf Hitler gets a third of the vote,” he continued. “Nobody thought it could happen there. They kind of went along because they said he was going to solve the economy and fix inflation.”
“That’s right,” Reid agreed.
Having two people whose combined IQs add up to a single digit calling Republicans Nazis on MSNBC will surely turn this thing around for the Democrats.
Keep spinning off the cliff, little Dems. Your struggles are a source of never-ending delight.
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These students are all volunteer firefighters.
When a fire broke out during their high school graduation, what did they do?
They went to fight the fire — still in their graduation gowns. pic.twitter.com/c6ZkgYv6tC
— Goodable (@Goodable) October 26, 2022
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Kruiser’s ‘The Worst of Times’ for the Week of Oct. 17-23, 2022
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Leftist Think Tank’s Poll: Blake Masters and Mark Kelly Are Tied
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Waukesha Killer Darrell Brooks Found Guilty on All Counts
Scariest Halloween costume this year. We Need to Talk About Democrat Political Wives
Another Democrat Talking Head Equates Voting for Economic Issues With the End of Democracy
25th Amendment Alert. Biden: Extra Leg Room on Airplanes Is Racist
Alito Says Leaked Abortion Ruling Put Justice’s Lives in Danger
John Fetterman Is Just the Kind of Candidate the Democrats Want
From J6 to John Fetterman, the Mainstream Media Never Rests
Will the GOP Be the Biggest Obstacle Facing a GOP Congress in 2023? Here Are Six Ways to Fix It
The Most Devastating Debate Moment for Kathy Hochul
‘Painful to Watch’: Liberal Media Admits Fetterman’s Debate Performance Was a Disaster
VDH The Switcheroos of the Two Parties
Shapiro. Joe Biden, Dylan Mulvaney and the Collapse of the West
Townhall Mothership
Schlichter. The 2024 Race Is Already Underway
Biden Aides Yell at Reporters As Biden Mocks Them
Lori Lightfoot Gives Herself a Raise Because of the Great Job She Has Done With Combatting Crime
#FloridaGun. Armed citizen stops attack on pregnant woman outside Florida grocery store
Cam&Co. California town enacts gun store ban
Canadian gun grabbers sing similar tune to American ones
What has all that investment in renewables actually bought us?
Washington Post: Will America ever embrace universal basic income?
CNN expects layoffs and budget cuts by the end of the year
Alternative Social Media Sites are Terrifying the Left and the NYT Is Showing It
And Now for Some Spooky Fun: Hysterical Halloween Costume Memes Take Over Twitter
Keith Olbermann not taking John Fetterman’s debate trouncing very well
Which is worse, a WH reporter’s softball question about John Fetterman or KJP’s answer?
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Solid.
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