Megan Fox is a homeschooling mom to her three children and happy wife to her husband of fourteen years. She writes, gardens, composes conservative folk music and enjoys angering "faux feminists" as often as possible. Find her on Facebook here.

“You know those things you use to make Barbie beds? Those are supposed to go in your underwear.”
If my children are ever picked up by police for questioning, I will make sure they have only one thing to say.
And more importantly, how do I get them to start calling me "Mrs. Fox" instead of "Megan"?
Imagine telling children that "boys are boys from the beginning!" Heresy!
Here's the brutally honest family update we wish everyone would send.
No one wants to talk about politics on Thanksgiving.