The Morning Briefing: We Didn't Start the Fire, But We Rocked the Casbah! Happy 5th J6 Anniversary!

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Happy Anniversary, Patriotic Americans!

It was five years ago today when red-blooded Americans walked peacefully and patriotically from President Donald Trump's speech in Washington, D.C., to the Capitol to let Congress know that stealing an election was not tolerable. Then, the Biden administration turned its Gestapo knob to 14.

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FACT-O-RAMA! I'd rather lose an election fairly than win it by defying the Constitution and stealing it, because I'm not a communist stain like your pink-haired they-in-law.

What happened next was anything but Constitutional.

MAGA meemaws had their homes surrounded by FBI agents with machine guns, and were dragged off to federal courthouses.

The FBI decided that historically patriotic symbols, like the Betsy Ross flag, were signs of "domestic extremism."

Kaki-clad Special Agents knocked on the doors of people who had never been arrested and began with the ubiquitous lie, "You aren't in any trouble, but we'd like to talk to you about what you may have seen on January 6."

Some fatty acid from NBC, named Ryan J. Riley, wrote an article about me, hoping to cash in on nailing me as a "high-profile MAGA" type.

What happened next was arguably the most tyrannical period in U.S. history:

  • A 56-year-old female piano teacher was railroaded over non-violent misdemeanors.
  • MAGA meemaws were rounded up by the FBI.
  • Non-violent Americans committed suicide rather than go to federal prison over bulls***, trumped-up charges.
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Some of us watched Biden's FBI round up J6ers like feral cats, toss them into gulags, and strip them of all dignity.

I remained dressed every night until 7:00 a.m. for months in case America's KGB kicked in our door. Animals threatened to rape my fiancée, Jessica, while I was "deservedly getting raped like the traitor I am" in the hoosegow.

     Related:  My Long J6 Nightmare Is Finally Over (I Hope)

TYRANNY-O-RAMA! The dozens of J6ers in the Washington D.C. gulag were forced to share one pair of nail clippers.

And here is the punchline: the FBI KNEW by August of 2021 that there was no insurrection on January 6.

Today, things are different. Almost all the J6ers have been pardoned. Kash Patel is giving the FBI the enema it sorely needs. My J6er fiancée, Jessica, and I can sleep. Trump is hilariously turning the commies upside down, and real Americans no longer fear tyranny, for now anyway.

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God Bless America!

KRUISER UPDATE-O-RAMA! Our leader, Stephen Kruiser, is still alive and well. I won't reveal his location, but let's just say he is not only behind enemy lines, but he is in their kitchen, going through their pantry, and looking for something to eat that was born of larvae.

Pause for a Cause

On today's Kevin Downey, Jr. Show, we are celebrating the fifth anniversary of patriots putting down our feet, peacefully and patriotically, and standing up to Joe Biden's vulgar election fraud. Go to LINEWSRADIO.com today from 9-11 a.m. EST be a part of the fun!. Call or text your thoughts; I'll give the number out on air! Our own Sarah Anderson is calling in, too!

Legendary J6ers Shane Jenkins and Jake Lang will be calling in to mock the feculent stains who foolishly thought they could topple these United States.

As a 36-year comedian, I can assure you there is nothing funnier than watching Jake Lang p*ss off the religion of pedophiles by putting a Quran in the mouth of a real pig's head!

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What COULD a crow say?!

Blimey! Ask this one!

Remember the ads in the back of magazines from the 1940s through the 1970s that offered to turn your poem into a song (and charged you a fortune to do it)? This is the best of them (thus far). The video has nothing to do with the tune. I have the 45 record (yeah!). Please play this when I die:

Where is he-she now?

That salad-dodging communist from NBC who wrote the article about me, Ryan J. Riley, is still trying to make a living by lying about J6.

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We will win. We will toast our victory over the New World Order with bourbon. We will mock the Marxist stains who seek to silence We the People!

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