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Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Luxton took great pride in his ability to still fit into the Jack LaLanne calisthenics jumpsuit his mother gave him for his 18th birthday.
The Democrats have been shrieking about saving democracy (yeah, I know it’s a republic) ever since they hitched their electoral wagon to addled Joe Biden in 2020. In their telling of the tale, everything the Republicans do is a threat to democracy. Of course, Democrats are the party of projection, so they’re the ones who pose the real threat to the continued existence of the United States of America.
For example, when the first family of the country is also a shady crime family, that might make democracy a bit vulnerable.
We have been discussing the unsavory antics of La Familia Biden here since, well, the laptop days. For a long time, President LOLEightyonemillion and his son Hunter Corleone were provided cover by the mainstream media, social media, and the Democratic majorities in the Senate and House. That’s all crumbled somewhat since Elon Musk bought Twitter and the Republicans took over the House with their whisper-thin majority.
We’ve been teased for a couple of months that some progress has finally been made in the investigation into the Bidens, and the tease is escalating this week. Borrowing a favorite phrase from the Trump haters, Kevin writes that “the walls are closing in” on Joe and Hunter.
Robert has some more info on that front:
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) and Rep. James Comer (R-Ky.) wrote to Gestapo chief Merrick Garland and his henchman, FBI top dog Christopher Wray, on Wednesday with some allegations that were positively explosive. Grassley and Comer say that they’ve “received legally protected and highly credible unclassified whistleblower disclosures” regarding a “criminal scheme involving then-Vice President Biden and a foreign national relating to the exchange of money for policy decisions.” Would anyone really be surprised if it were positively determined that Old Joe Biden was paid off by foreigners to set policy in a way they dictated?
Comer has been the chief teaser recently, so I’m taking this with a huge grain of salt. However, he’s also been relentless, which gives me a little hope. It could be that Joe Biden is finally losing his Teflon coating.
As for the younger, even sleazier Biden, he may soon be getting some comeuppance. Matt wrote about that:
A decision on whether to charge Hunter Biden is imminent in the investigation led by U.S. Attorney David Weiss of Delaware, according to sources cited by The Washington Post.
“The people familiar with the matter said Weiss is nearing the end of his decision-making process, although they offered no specific timetable,” the report explains. “They cautioned that the probe has taken longer than some officials thought it would, frustrating some law enforcement officials, and conceivably could slow down again before a decision has been reached.”
What’s particularly frustrating about the Hunter case is that Junior does nothing to hide the fact that he’s not a decent human being. If he weren’t the president’s son, he would be wearing nothing but orange jumpsuits. Never have so many worked so hard to keep a monumental sleazebag out of legal hot water.
The Democrats insist that Donald Trump’s legal troubles should disqualify him from running for president again. They’ll probably go radio silent on that if any of this sticks to Biden.
My tinfoil hat tendencies tell me that some Democrats might be eager for these investigations to throw insurmountable obstacles in Biden’s path to reelection. A lot of them aren’t thrilled with his decision to wander aimlessly through another election. As I’ve written a few times, they don’t have much backup if Old Joe drops out, but they don’t know that.
If the Dem hierarchy is looking for a way to get their incumbent out of the way, they might be thrilled with the Republicans doing all the legwork. They can feign outrage at the injustice being done to their candidate by the evil GOP while eagerly ushering Biden out the door.
The Bidens are accused of things far worse than the Trump/Stormy Daniels nothingburger. The American people deserve to know if their now easily manipulated president has been that way longer than suspected.
We’ve seen that Democrats are rarely held accountable for anything anymore, so expectations need to be tempered here. Still, it would be nice to see any Biden face some consequences, even if it’s DOCTOR Mama Jill Biden being taken to task for crimes against fashion.
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