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Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. If you never doused yourself with Drakkar to kill the hangover smell before heading out for breakfast burritos, were you even a man in the 1980s?
That weird thing is happening with Twitter again where the full tweet won’t show up. I discovered that it’s a glitch on their end. It resolved itself after a day last time. As you know, I’ve got three sections here that feature tweets. Rather than leave them out, I decided to post the text-only versions so you can still click on the links and see what they were about.
Nancy Pelosi’s pathetic revenge-porn January 6 show trial has been chugging along with its alt-reality addiction to all things Donald Trump. Bless their hearts, they think it’s going well.
Anyone with an IQ over 14 knows that there was no insurrection on Jan. 6, 2021. Fortunately for Pelosi, the sub-14 IQ demographic is heavily populated with Democrats in Congress, as well as CNN and MSNBC viewers.
So they’re still talking about an insurrection that never happened.
The best part is that they think it’s going well for them.
The drama during this week has centered on some texts that were read by soon-to-be unemployed Republican turncoat Liz Cheney, which Robert wrote about:
So it was understandable that the far-Left propaganda organ the Daily Beast was thrilled Monday when Rep. Liz Cheney (R-NeverTrump) revealed numerous texts sent to Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows on Jan. 6, begging Trump to tell the people who had entered the Capitol to desist. They got him now, right? After years of the Russian collusion hoax and Stalinist show trial impeachment proceedings, they finally got him! Well, no. In fact, the texts Cheney revealed prove definitively that there was no Jan. 6 insurrection at all.
These emails may not paint the most flattering picture of Trump, but as Robert wrote, they really make the whole “coordinated insurrection” narrative of the Democrats fall apart.
To the surprise of no one on this side of the political aisle, you wouldn’t know that if you followed the MSM coverage of Textgate. The Democrat Media Complex hacks all think there is some “there” there with these texts, which is decidedly not the case. CNN’s big “Gotcha!” is the fact that Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham aren’t talking about their texts on Fox News. Poppin’ Fresh Stelter has been repeatedly pointing out that Pelosi’s folly isn’t being covered by FNC.
Because nobody outside of the Democrat fever-dream cares. That’s a constantly growing group, by the way.
Regular readers here know that I hope the Democrats continue to hang themselves with the faux insurrection kangaroo trial. It’s part of their pathological obsession with Trump, which will be their undoing.
These are truly amazing times. We’ve seen many prominent Democrats in recent weeks say that they might want to stop focusing on Trump if they want to have a shot at not getting annihilated in the midterms next year. They know that’s the wise thing to do but they just can’t help themselves.
They also don’t grasp that only CNN’s 17 viewers and MSNBC’s slightly bigger handful think that Liz Cheney has any impact anywhere.
So yes, please, keep paddling upstream on a river of irrelevance, Democrats. We’ll be over here talking about issues that matter to real Americans.
This is gonna be fun.
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