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The Morning Briefing: Nancy Pelosi 2.0 Is a Desperate, Pathetic, Lying Witch

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The Witch Queen Pelosi Has Her “Let Them Eat Cake” Moment

The happiest of Thursdays to you, my dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends.

Today I have decided to go off on the most powerful woman in American politics because she is pretending to be a victim.

I have long praised Nancy Pelosi’s political skills. She’s a flat-out warrior who always goes for the jugular. In the last several months she has become Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s whipping b—h, however.

No one stays in power as long as Nancy Pelosi has without being fueled by some private-sector motivation.

We are in a weird place now. We’re — on the hater side — set up brilliantly to make the case for Trump’s bravado. Pelosi and her ilk hate that, which means Trump is doing what he needs to do.

Nancy Pelosi has been in a position of power for so long that we know A LOT.

Most of what we know doesn’t come back to haunt her, however, because the mainstream media will always be there as Pelosi’s PR department.

Nancy Pelosi just got caught doing what all wealthy Californians do: ignoring the laws that the regular folk have to abide by.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom has been in the upper echelon of petty tyrants who’ve shut businesses down. Nancy Pelosi has been in complete support of what Newsom has been doing. Liberals are lying, small businesses are dying.

Her Madameship Pelosi decided that her grooming needs were superior to ours and enlisted some private help for her “Let them eat cake” moment. She is so remarkably out of touch these days that she thinks none of us have Google.

Suck It, Progs

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Stay on the right side of karma even if you don’t believe in it. It’s a safe bet

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PJ Media Senior Columnist and Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author ofDon’t Let the Hippies ShowerandStraight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.” His columns appear twice a week.