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AOC’s heartbreak confirmed
We covered in a recent edition of Adventures in the Patriarchy™ AOC’s weird, self-indulgent selfie video documenting her injecting herself with drugs in order to freeze her eggs. She made the video in an ABC green room before an appearance in which she essentially acknowledged, in opaque politician-speak, her upcoming presidential run to finally, at long last, break the glass ceiling that her sisters before her, Hillary and Kamala, clumsily bumped their heads on.
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AOC performs video essay condemning the patriarchy, announces decision to freeze eggs pic.twitter.com/rhQXnt5duD
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) August 10, 2026
Now we’ve got additional context, perhaps, for the egg-freezing theatrics.
You hate to give TMZ any attention because it’s such a low-down, cretinous publication catering to the worst celebrity-worship impulses of the American public. Still, when it comes to celebrity break-ups, it seems to have the market cornered. So let’s give the devil his due.
Via TMZ (emphasis added):
There's a reason Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn't mentioning her fiancé Riley Roberts when she talks about freezing her eggs ... TMZ has confirmed they broke up.
AOC and Riley actually split roughly two years ago, and called off their engagement, according to Puck's Chief Washington Correspondent Leigh Ann Caldwell ... who was first to report the couple's demise…
Multiple sources on Capitol Hill tell TMZ, it's felt like ages since the pair were seen together publicly. That's not hyperbole ... Riley and AOC were last photographed at 2021's Met Gala.
About a year later, in May 2022, the congresswoman confirmed she and RR were engaged. While we've confirmed they're dunzo, we can't say for certain when the break-up went down.
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Before AOC rebranded herself as “Alexandria,” the fire-breathing Latinx carnival barker of the Second Jacobin Revolution, her friends and family in the cushy Westchester County suburb in which she actually grew up, not in the Bronx, as she has often insinuated or outright claimed, knew her affectionately as “Sandy.”
If you take a look at the photo of AOC’s former fiancé, you’ll note that he is white as the driven snow, with undyed hair and no visible septum piercings — quite the departure from her voting base consisting of Brooklyn hipsters and Ibrahim Kendi-type race hustlers.
(Which, one might speculate, goes a long way in revealing her actual upbringing and cultural roots.)
💔 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts. https://t.co/QIdLpvYX38 pic.twitter.com/WNvmZn8TQr
— TMZ (@TMZ) August 11, 2026
One can’t imagine the optics went over well with her comrades, which may be the ultimate reason for the tragic split.
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Fugly-as-sin Rosie protégé: ‘Every random man I counter puts their hands on me’
Recording in her car, clapping her hands together Karen-style for emphasis, this softball catcher would have you believe that all day, every day, “every random man” she meets gropes her in a nonstop grope-fest from sunup to sundown.
She can’t ever object to the never-ending groping in the moment, she explains, on account of her "autism," which “delays her processing” such that she “is not always comprehending in real time what is happening.”
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Young seductress: "Every random man I encounter puts their f***ing hands on me!" pic.twitter.com/IThlOpNPwB
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) August 12, 2026
I’m going on record as a.) not believing she is so universally irresistible to men that they can’t stop themselves from groping her ceaselessly and b.) calling BS on her self-professed autism diagnosis.
These people’s ideology compels them to victimhood to the extent that they resort to faking mental illnesses via self-diagnosis — which, for the record, would seem to be offensive to people with actual autism.
