Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Lady soccer-legend-turned-analyst brutally relegated to kitchen for World Cup analysis
Emma Hayes — who is apparently the former head coach of USA women’s soccer and a highly respected ambassador of the sport, which I wouldn’t know because I refuse to watch soccer out of a deep-felt sense of patriotism — was made to perform her World Cup analysis for ITV in what looked to be a kitchen set, engendering widespread backlash from feminists, as well as mockery from disgusting misogynists, on social media.
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Via Daily Mail (emphasis added):
ITV has been accused of sexism after Emma Hayes was forced to do her tactical analysis of England's win over Croatia in what looked like a small kitchen.
Viewers also questioned why the USA women's boss, who won a record 15 trophies with Chelsea, was given a 'lame' small chalkboard instead of a digital touchscreen.
One TV insider called the setup 'hugely embarrassing' and questioned whether male pundits such as Gary Neville would be put in the same situation.
The ill-judged set led to a series of mean memes where Emma's noughts and crosses were replaced with a shopping list.
Others used AI to add a sink, tap, piles of washing up, tea towels and even an ironing board, dressing her in a pinny…
But last night as the Three Lions put Croatia to the sword, she talked tactics with a blackboard and chalk in a part of the set overlooking Brooklyn Bridge that appeared to be made up of kitchen units.
ITV in World Cup sexism storm as pundit Emma Hayes does her tactical analysis in a 'kitchen' with blackboard during England's win against Croatia https://t.co/RhGXYX1UmR
— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) June 18, 2026
Fair play to Emma Hayes, very insightful pic.twitter.com/sANgboepdI
— Neil (@StupidNeilAgain) June 18, 2026
Women’s soccer: a masterclass in athletic prowess
Caveats:
- Of course, there exists in the world a deep well of superb female athletic talent.
- Definitely, one could put together a montage from the millions of hours of video of men’s soccer available on the web to make them look just as incompetent.
- Obviously, I am a monster for amplifying this regressive content.
Still, it’s World Cup season, and we’re having fun.
Enjoy!
— Why women get Ls (@ywomendeservles) March 12, 2026
Maine Women's Lobby: Science ‘very clear’ that trannies have no athletic advantage in women’s sports
Executive Director of the Maine Women's Lobby, Destie Hohman Sprague, pressed on her championing of the inclusion of men in female sports, said, “Actually, the science is very clear that there is not necessarily an advantage” for trannies in sports over legacy biological women. [No science cited]
It’s not just clear; it’s “very clear”!
It’s actually just self-evident.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that trannies and legacy biological women are created equal!”
“I have a dream that one day, all women, regardless of whether they have a penis attached to their body, are judged not on the content of their phallus or their substantially higher lung capacity or grip strength — but on the content of their character!”
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You just know that while the African-American gentleman is gently trying to insert some sanity into the conversation, she so badly wishes she could just scream, “Shut your mouth, bigot!” into the camera — but she can’t because he’s a minority, and she’s a progressive.
This demographic inconvenience is why they always prefer a hostile interviewer to be a white man (literal Satan), so that, when the argument inevitably goes against them because they traffic exclusively in delusion, they can simply call their opponent a white supremacist misogynist and call it a day.
Moderator: What about the girls who feel uncomfortable & cheated?
— Maine Girl Dads (@MaineGirlDads) June 29, 2026
Women's Lobby of Maine: Oh they're the problem & they're misinformed; the science is clear there's no advantage.
Moderator: Show us the evidence!
Women's Lobby: GASLIGHT & MISDIRECT
Shameful + embarrassing.… pic.twitter.com/PSmBHvKkyG
