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The 2025 War on Halloween, Pt. II: Not Halal

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From deep in the culture war trenches, we bring you the latest in the annual War on Halloween waged by Social Justice™ jihadists against fun, free speech, and Western civilization itself. 

Halloween: Not Halal

In this Halal PSA, as it were, a Muslim man and his daughter are having family Halloween fun time when another Muslim girl busybody inserts herself into frame.

They exchange “wasabi llama mama lake uhm” greetings in the traditional Islamic manner.

Then, the little Muslim Karen in the hijab, obviously very high on her own self-righteousness, goes on to explain that Halloween is the “day of the devil” and that it’s haram and whatever, and none of them is getting into heaven if they keep it up.

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The Karen hijab girl snaps her fingers and gives them a vision of the consequences of their haram Halloween celebrations like some kind of halal Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come — which, if we’re pointing out sacrileges, seems like black magic.

Seeing what the future holds if they continue celebrating the white devil’s holiday, the father and daughter come to their senses and abandon Halloween in order to focus all of their attention on attaining al-Ākhirah, which is when Allah collects all of his most loyal followers for eternal intercourse with virgins or whatever.

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Palestinian refugee not impressed with Halloween décor

Third World migrants, as anyone who pays attention to the news understands, are well-known for expressing their deep gratitude to the countries that grant them “asylum” from whatever persecutions in their home countries, real or invented.

Samar Alkhdour, a Palestinian refugee squatting in Montreal, is no exception.

Here, she is serenading her hosts with sweet nothings like “f**k you white people” and “f**k you, Westerners” on account of Halloween decorations she didn’t approve of — not, mind you, to herself or her close family, but in a TikTok video she intentionally filmed and uploaded for public consumption.

Via Great Britain News (emphasis added):

A Palestinian asylum seeker has blasted "white people" for Halloween decorations that remind her of Gaza.

Samar Alkhdour, 40, who sought asylum in Quebec in 2019, filmed herself shouting at homeowners for exhibiting fake severed limbs outside their property.

In the footage, she said: "F*** you all. F*** you, white people. F*** you, westerners."

The human rights campaigner questioned whether displaying artificial body parts constituted acceptable holiday celebrations, expressing particular concern about the impact on her sister's family, who recently fled Gaza.

She said: "I just want to ask, is this ok? Is this how holidays look like? This is just across the street from my sister's [house]. Is this f***ing ok? What's the fun about it? What is civilised about it? What is holiday about it?"

Perhaps Samar prefers the chopping of real limbs from living humans in the tradition of her people — you know, the “civilized” ones.

 

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