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Insanity Wrap #77: Video Proof that Trump Is the Funnest POTUS Ever

(Screencap via YouTube and the Trump campaign.)

Insanity Wrap needs to know: Is it fun to stay at the M.A.G.A?

Answer: You’re damn right it is.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

  • #BLM goes to bat for a thief, woman-beater, and thug
  • Why there might never be a GenX president
  • U.K. police predict Christmas party raids and riots this holiday season

And so much more.

Shall we begin?

The Greatest Political Ad of All Time

Win, lose, or draw next Tuesday, nobody — and Insanity Wrap means nobody — is having more fun than Donald Trump and his media team.

This Is Not a Sane World, Exhibit #1,000,006

The #BLM Narrative: “Walter Wallace was a newlywed, a dad with a new kid coming, a son, a friend to many.”

The Reality:

Walter Wallace Rap Sheet

Wallace was a thief, a woman-beater, and a thug.

But let’s get some more cops attacked, businesses looted, and cities burned in his memory because that would be politically expedient for the wealthy Marxists who run Black Lives Matter.

Psst: Somebody Ask Joe How Many Genders There Are

Or for that matter, why we should keep schools closed.

Science!

Insanity Wrap Has Unconditional Faith in Science

How about some actual science — with numbers and charts and everything! — courtesy of our friend Bruce Carroll?

Insanity Wrap is old enough to remember when Sweden was going to kill everyone if they didn’t lock the country down and make people wear full-body condoms to prevent the spread of the Wuhan Flu.

Instead, Sweden pretty much went about its business, while doing what it could to protect the most vulnerable.

And then, just like the “science believers” warned us, everyone in Sweden died.

Or not.

Sweden COVID-19 deaths

Sweden peaked early, and for months now has enjoyed a minuscule-to-zero death rate from the scary OMIGOD-19 virus.

Achievement Unlocked: Herd Immunity.

Insanity Wrap feels certain we already mentioned that Sweden did this without shutting down or mandating masks, but we’d like to reiterate for the slow kids in the back — actually, the slow kids are on the Left.

Now let’s take a look at Spain, where they shut down everything and instituted an indoor and outdoor mask mandate back in May.

Spain COVID-19 cases

Cases aren’t deaths, of course, so in a sense, we’re comparing apples and oranges.

On the other hand, given Spain’s aged population (median age: 44.9 compared to our 38.4), it’s safe to assume that their mortality rate is quite a bit higher than Sweden’s.

In fact, Spain has had 34,521 fatal cases, compared to Sweden’s 5,927.

Spain has about 4.5 times as many people as Sweden, but seven times the number of COVID-19 fatalities.

That’s as of last week, but while Spain’s infection rate is spiking, Sweden is pretty much done with the Wuhan Flu.

Thus endeth the lesson.

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Is Kamala Harris Drunk or Just Clueless?

If Joe Biden loses (PLEASE!) next week, then there will never be an American president from the Silent Generation.

That’s a shame because the Silent Generation has always seemed to Insanity Wrap like a pretty good bunch.

Minus Biden, of course.

But if there’s never a GenX president, this GenXer can tell you why that might be: It’s oftentimes difficult to get a GenXer to vote for a GenXer.

We know ourselves and each other too well for that.

If you need us, we’ll be sniping at Boomers and Millennials from the comfort of our sofa.

The War on Christmas

UK Goes to War Against Christmas
(Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay.)
Police will enter homes and break up Christmas dinners if families break lockdown rules – and there will be riots, predicts police commissioner.

Oy vey.

Police chiefs have warned that Christmas family celebrations will be broken up by officers if they flout lockdown rules.

David Jamieson, the West Midlands police and crime commissioner, said officers will investigate reports of rule-breaking over the festive period.

The West Midlands are currently under Tier 2 restrictions, meaning people cannot mix with any other households or bubbles inside.

This reads to Insanity Wrap like the pitch for the worst children’s Christmas movie ever.

Except that instead of Christmas being saved by an adorable team of kids, animals, and talking toys, it ends with Mom and Dad in jail and the kids stuck fending for themselves on Christmas.

Smashing Christmas celebrations and emotionally abusing kids is quickly becoming government policy in the U.K.

We’ll see if there’s any fight left in our British cousins, but Insanity Wrap doubts it.

Sign of Failure

Moving right along…

Here’s Another Damn Thing We’re Supposed to Be Concerned About

Miles Taylor Is Not a Senior Administration Official
 (Tim Godbee/Department of Homeland Security via AP)

 

New York Times’ Miles Taylor Op-Ed Shows Everything Wrong With Anonymous Sources

Insanity Wrap brings you the good news as only Insanity Wrap can.

Today we have not one but TWO things you never have to concern yourself with again: Anything Miles Taylor says and anything anonymously sourced by the New York Times.

You’re welcome.

A couple details to flesh out the good news:

Two years after the New York Times published an op-ed from what they described as an anonymous, principled conservative “senior administration official,” it turned out to have been written by a low-level bureaucrat who later worked for tech giant Google and gave money to far-left Democrats.

Taylor was the “Senior Administration Official” who made it bigly by anonymously selling his “insider” look at the Trump administration and how he single-handedly saved the nation from Orange Man Bad.

Except as it turns out, “Senior Administration Official” in Taylor’s case really meant “Guy Who Could Maybe Get Into the White House If His Boss Brought Him, But Probably Not.”

Taylor is a lying, self-aggrandizing swamp creature, so naturally, he’ll continue to fit in nicely at CNN.

One More Thing…

(Seen on Facebook.)

One will make you feel stupid and rob you of your ambition, and the other is legal to smoke in some states.

Got it?

That’s a Wrap for today.

Come back tomorrow for another Insanity Wrap…

…assuming we make it that long.

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