For years, since he broke open the fake Russia operation against President Trump, Kash Patel has sworn that if he were in charge of the FBI, he'd close down the J. Edgar Hoover Building in D.C. on day one and reopen it the next day as a Museum of the Deep State. He's only partly kidding. By simply speaking those words, Patel has increased the pucker factor in the mahogany-paneled suites of the FBI brass's 7th floor.
Soon, Kash Patel will be their daddy.
Patel's wish is to send those hundreds of FBI agents who now camp out in D.C. to FBI field offices in other parts of the country and put them to work solving crimes instead of acting like a secret police outfit.
Instead of making up crimes and lying to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court to get warrants to spy on the campaign of the Republican candidate for president and the sitting Republican president of the United States, they could solve actual crimes.
Maybe Kash will task FBI agents to busy themselves to find the 300,000 children "lost" at Joe Biden's open U.S. Southern Border instead of setting up White House national security directors in perjury traps for political grins and giggles.
It's possible Patel might even want FBI agents to find bad guys selling fentanyl into the U.S. instead of trying to set up a president-elect on a blackmail scheme like James Comey attempted to do with Donald Trump. By the way, has anyone ever seen that "peeing hookers" tape? Didn't think so.
Instead of hiding the verified Hunter Biden laptop for a year and then remaining silent while 51 Democrat intelligence officials swore the laptop was likely a Russian intel operation, perhaps they can finally get to all those kiddie sex cases they've had to put on the back burner to go after grandmas who trespassed on January 6.
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Instead of pretending the previous vice president hadn't shaken down China and Ukraine for personal riches, as Joe Biden did, the FBI could work with the DOJ to bring charges. Sure, we know the special counsel said no one would dare bring Biden up on charges because he's too addled, but we've been assured by our betters, like Kamala Harris, that Joe Biden is perfectly capable of ruining the government, destroying what was left of American credibility with his bug-out in Afghanistan, deciding to make the U.S. energy needs dependent on foreign despots who hate us, or throwing gasoline on the Ukraine war. He seems fine for a guy who's never made one good foreign policy decision in 40 50 years.
Perhaps Kash could, at the very least, invoke civil asset forfeiture and steal Joe's stuff as the FBI does for people accused of crimes. Perhaps an FBI SWAT team could be sent in to do it. Make sure the guns are drawn while you go through Joe's Wilmington garage and the Rehoboth Beach waterfront home. Don't forget Jill's underwear drawer.
I'd love Kash to find out whose idea it was to wear a wire and try to entrap Donald Trump. Was it Rod Rosenstein alone, or were Andrew McCabe and one of "the lovers," Lisa Page, all in on the idea?
As long as we're asking for answers and asses, I'd like to know whose idea it was to lie about the crime stats to make Joe Biden look better for the 2024 election. And could someone please find out how the 2020 election went down?
Gutless Republicans and Democrats who knew of the FBI's skulduggery, illegal activities, and lying to the American people about all of the above and more rewarded those outrages by giving current FBI Director Chris Wray and his minions a new FBI building that's bigger than the Pentagon in nearby Greenbelt, Maryland.
This government-paid-for rendering from Prince George's County, Maryland, shows that the building will be quite a happening place in the middle of everything. Great for security.
The sprawling, multi-gazillion dollar campus, was expected to be a monument to something alright, just not the Constitution or the idea behind equal justice, or truth finding. They've made that very clear over the past 20 years.
Patel is qualified: former federal terrorism prosecutor (Benghazi), former federal public defender, former acting head of the Deputy Director of National Intelligence, Counterterrorism Director for the National Security Council, Department of Defense Chief of Staff. Interesting, a law man who knows what it's like to represent a person accused of a crime. My, oh, my, whatever shall an FBI Director do with that kind of insight?
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The left will complain, reporters have already called him dangerous—why, will he come for their fake Pulitzers for the Russia op? Disgraced former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe, who now makes a living on CNN, says Patel is "terrible" and "profoundly unqualified" to run the FBI.
McCabe clearly hasn’t read Kash’s bio.
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) December 1, 2024
Kash is one of the most qualified FBI Directors that’s ever been nominated. https://t.co/HY1pES7Nv1
Patel's National Intelligence boss, Rick Grennel says he's the most qualified FBI Director ever nominated. But Kash Patel will be approved by the Senate. The People like him. The People should call Washington, D.C. Capitol switchboard, ask for your Senator's office and remind him or her of how much redder it went in the 2024 election. That number is: (202) 224-3121.
Those 7th floor swells may call a guy who doesn't believe in a two-tier system of justice "dangerous."
Or, they can just call him Daddy.
