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stephen colbert

"A sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot."
What a funny, funny way to make fun of Trump.
"Please excuse Don Jr. from prison..."
"On my honor, I will do my best to make a tremendous amount of money..."
"I wore a hazmat suit" at the Ritz-Carlton presidential suite...
Sean Spicer, Ben Carson... no?
They cheered, he panicked.
Kellyanne Conway said the Obama Admin. was spying through our microwaves...
He's more of a "dic-tater tot."
"If you don't show up, I'm gonna call you a liar. And if you do show up, I am gonna call you a liar to your face."
Something cannot come from nothing.