In over a century of manned airflight, there's one nagging problem that has never been addressed: misgendering.
Another record was set by how many of the discovered guns were loaded: 86.15 percent. A third of firearms had a round in the chamber.
And welcome to the new normal: animals, both human and domestic, for your traveling misery.
A major safety victory — and a win in the war on terror?
Unfortunately, the pilot died.
"Your only chance of surviving a crash is buckling up the heterosexual way."
I'm leavin' on a jet plane, don't know how my luggage will turn out...