The Morning Briefing: Fetterman's Wife Is Giving Off a Creepy Jill Biden Vibe

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Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Kelton’s penchant for telling strangers that they should be wearing more corduroy made him the scourge of mall security throughout the greater Akron area.


I have largely avoided writing about John Fetterman because I haven’t quite been able to figure out what’s going on there. I’m talking about stuff that doesn’t have anything to do with the stroke, which we will get to shortly.

The guy dresses like a stoner uncle who has spent the last 30 years reliving the six months he spent in a ska band when he was 19. An uncle who you’re sure does weird things to your hamster when you’re not around. He really does seem like proof that most of the Democrat votes cast in and around the Philadelphia area are done so by dead people.

Normally even someone as callous as I would avoid criticizing a stroke victim. Fetterman has, however, made himself fair game by deciding that he would rather be a United States senator than tend to his health.

Or has he?

Is this still John Fetterman’s dream or has it become his wife’s dream?

I wasn’t even aware of Gisele Fetterman until last weekend when she pitched a hissy fit because NBC News conducted an interview with her husband and didn’t doctor it to make him seem all there. Let’s be honest here, the members of the mainstream media don’t have a lot of energy for that kind of thing after dealing with President LOLEightyonemillion every day.

Since that day last weekend, everything is coming up Gisele Fetterman. They may not be campaigning from a basement, but she’s definitely giving off that “I am my husband’s handler” vibe that Jill Biden first began showing in the summer of 2020. Back in July 2020, I wrote that Jill Biden wanted to be “Edith Wilson 2.0.” It’s now becoming obvious that Gisele Fetterman would like to be Jill Biden 2.0 or, a more apt comparison, Edith Wilson 3.0.


This is from a Twitchy post on Thursday:

It was a campaign appearance with the President of the United States but, hey, why talk politics? By the way, a simple “yes” or “no” question is not an interview, GiGi.

About that appearance. Yeah, someone in the Dem hierarchy thought it would be a good idea to have Biden and Fetterman appear in public together.

Train, meet Wreck.

If you’re wondering how bad Fetterman is these days, they only let Joe Biden speak. Let the fact that Biden was the least bad public speaking option sink in for a minute.

Here is some of what Lincoln wrote about the sad affair:

And why shouldn’t they? I mean, sure, the jokes practically write themselves here, but boiled down to the essence, we have a world leader and possibly a future legislator who are obviously dealing with serious cognitive issues. This is important, not only in matters of state but in establishing confidence at home and abroad. The Democrats know this but are standing there with their fingers in their ears shouting “La, la, la, at least they’re not Republicans. La, la, Donald Trump! La, la, la abortion! La, la, la, January 6th!” As long as Joe is kept on a short leash and Fetterman keeps his mouth shut unless absolutely necessary, maybe they can get through the midterms.

Also telling was a line in Biden’s speech. He said, “John, thank you very much for running, I really do appreciate it. And Gisele, you’re gonna be a great, great lady in the Senate.”


Wait, what?

Sure, Biden is a total spaz, but what if he was accidentally blurting out the end game that the Democrats have planned for Fetterman? Get him into office, then tell the public, “Oh yeah, his health is really bad, we’re gonna have to let his wife fill out his term.”

It is difficult to believe that Fetterman’s heart is in this as much as his wife’s is. There is no reason to believe his full health is magically going to return should he win the election. If he can’t give a one-word answer to a question at a campaign stop, how is he supposed to give a floor speech if elected?

Much like with Biden in 2020, it seems that John Fetterman is fulfilling the fantasy of an attention-you-know-what wife who doesn’t love him enough to let him avoid public embarrassment.

Nice bunch of gals you’ve got over there, Dems.

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The Mailbag of Magnificence

The Friday mailbag is filled with the joy of the season. We will begin with this from William:

I am convinced that your opening paragraph is generated by an AI program using a MadLibs template.  Steve Allen called this ‘off-the-wall’ humor. He liked it but had to drop it because nobody laughed except the guys in the band.

I don’t have a band. They’re written by some guy named Thurwood in Wilcox, Ariz. The fans have spoken. I’ve had I think three naysayers so far and more people who say they like it than I can count. THE WEIRDNESS STAYS.

Billye writes:


I do enjoy your opening paragraph.  Thank goodness conservatives have a sense of humor.  Even in the worst of times we can have a good laugh.  That is what keeps us sane.


I especially love ‘Everything Isn’t Awful’.  Almost everyday I send it off to our grandchildren first thing in the morning to start their day with a smile.  Thank you for giving us something to smile about.

I’m so glad this is resonating with people. I think it’s important to begin with a little silliness and lightheartedness before doing the kind of extensive deep dive into news topics that we do here. Honestly, the opening paragraph and “Everything Isn’t Awful” began just to help my sanity. I am grateful that others are enjoying them. Thank you!

This is from Cliff:

Hello Stephen,I always enjoy the Morning Briefing and look for it every morning.  Then I look for anything new from Stephen Green.  

This summer I was fretting about the possibility that the Dems might find ways to shore up their vote with the usual tricks, and relying on American’s short attention span.  The last time we had inflation like this was not caused by Jimmy Carter but was caused by OPEC deciding that they weren’t getting paid enough for their oil.  The main cause of that inflation was the price of gas.  This time around we have the price of gas, the plandemic, China, crime, and everything else that the progs have been doing.  I think people will remember in November.

Out in the ocean a tsunami is not visible but just travels through the water till it gets to shallow areas near the coast and rises up.  I am hoping that we are starting to see the top of the wave.

Keep up the good work.

First, you can’t go wrong with what we here at PJ Media like to call “The Two Steves Approach.” After having typed that out I realize that it’s a great title for a buddy comedy about two guys who really like to day drink.


Yes, it’s autobiographical.

While I always caution against getting too optimistic before any election, even I’ve begun to feel less than full of gloom about next month. In Kruiserspeak, that amounts to optimism. I think the Dems have done so much damage in such a short period of time that even they can’t manufacture magic mail-in ballot ways to get themselves out of this one.

If I’m wrong, there’s the aforementioned day drinking.

We will finish with this from Marni:

Hello Mr. Kruiser,
Re: David Strom’s HotAir piece on International Pronoun Day.
Dey/Dem? It’s ok to use those pronouns now? Isn’t that the kind of language that got Twain’s Adventures of Huckleberry Finn banned from public schools?

Great, now we’re on a watch list.

Thank you so much to all who wrote. I hope I have a chance to answer some of the longer, more serious emails soon.

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