President* Joe Biden has spent his entire career fomenting his faux “blue-collar Joe” persona but as his actions show, he is at best a repugnant reptilian.
The headline for this piece could just as easily be, “579 Nauseating Reasons Why Joe Biden Is a Terrible Human Being” if I wanted to go back and list every time he lied, called a college girl a “lying dog-faced pony soldier,” was said to have taken a huge bribe, or perhaps plagiarized from a person with a brain not made of mashed potatoes. But I thought I’d stick with the most repulsive examples that show our Salamander-in-Chief is a bacon strip.
FACT-O-RAMA! As per Urban Dictionary, a “bacon strip” is an amusing name for stained underwear, defined as,”brown marks that are left on the inside of one’s underwear as a result of improper butt wiping.”
5. Joe Biden’s daughter, Ashley, wrote that he showered with her when she was a girl
It would be easy to shrug off this horrific suggestion as a phony smear if Biden’s FBI hadn’t searched the homes of three journalists from Project Veritas involved with Ashley’s lost-and-found diary.
It would be even easier if we didn’t now know with certainty that the diary belongs to the Big Guy’s daughter, but it would appear that Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. did take “probably not appropriate” showers with his young female offspring.
4. Biden was accused of sexually assaulting a young staffer
ATTACKED-O-RAMA! In 2019, Gropey Joe Biden apologized for touching women inappropriately.
Summoned to bring Gropey Joe his gym bag back in the 1990s, young Tara Reade found herself alone with Biden. “There was no exchange, really, he just had me up against the wall,” Reade stated to podcast host Katie Halper.
BBC News reported in 2020:
“I remember it happened all at once… his hands were on me and underneath my clothes.” He then penetrated her with his fingers, she said.
“I remember him saying, first, as he was doing it ‘Do you want to go somewhere else?’ and then him saying to me, when I pulled away… he said ‘Come on man, I heard you liked me,'” she said.
“That phrase stayed with me.”
Sure, it would be easy for your purple-haired, trans-pansexual sister harpie-in-law to scream, “Eighty-eight women have accused Trump of sexual assault, KDJ!” But none of Trump’s accusers had their mothers call into Larry King’s show in the 1990s to ask for advice on how to deal with a senator who attacked her daughter.
“Yes, hello. I’m wondering what a staffer would do besides go to the press in Washington,” Reade’s mother asked King. “My daughter has just left there, after working for a prominent senator, and could not get through with her problems at all, and the only thing she could have done was go to the press, and she chose not to do it out of respect for him.”
FACT-O-RAMA! Joe Biden deserves no respect.
You can watch Tucker Carlson break the story of the contemporaneous confirmation of Reade’s claim below:
STALK-O-RAMA! Jill Biden’s ex-husband recently stated the Biden family persecuted him for years after he and Jill divorced.
3. Biden got 13 American heroes slaughtered in Afghanistan
We all know about the humiliating Afghanistan debacle that occurred when Biden decided to abandon Afghanistan. Biden deserted a strategically important airbase 400 miles from China, leaving nearly $80 billion worth of military equipment to our enemies in the Taliban (which then needed to be replaced — score one each for the military-industrial-complex, the Taliban, and China). Worse, he got 13 American service members killed and 18 wounded. He also got 169 Afghans killed and left thousands of allies to the mercy of the Taliban.
SHAME-O-RAMA! Marine Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews testified he and his team had been following the suicide bomber who killed the service members “throughout the entirety of the day,” but they were told not to take him out.
This segues directly into the next reason Joe Biden is a stain.
FLASHBACK: Joe Biden repeatedly checks his watch during the dignified transfer of 13 U.S. soldiers killed during Biden’s BOTCHED Afghanistan withdrawal.
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2. Biden continues to use his son’s death for sympathy, even with Gold Star families
We’ve recently heard from the mother of a fallen service member killed in Biden’s Afghanistan calamity, who stated that the presidential reptile pretended, again, that his son Beau died in battle.
“His words to me were, ‘My wife, Jill, and I know how you feel,'” Cheryl Rex, the mother of deceased Marine Lance Cpl. Dylan Merola stated. “‘We lost our son as well and brought him home in a flag-draped coffin,'” Rex continued. “My heart started beating faster and I started shaking, knowing that their son died from cancer and they were able to be by his side.”
Related: Joe Biden Has Always Been a Compulsive Liar
Biden has also frequently claimed his first wife, Neilia, and their young daughter, Naomi, were killed by a drunk driver. This is blatantly untrue. Neilia and Naomi died tragically in an accident while the family, sans Joe, was going to get a Christmas tree. Sadly, their car collided with a truck — the driver was not drunk.
“It was an errant driver who stopped to drink instead of drive and hit a tractor-trailer, hit my children and my wife, and killed them,” Biden has stated for years.
Evidence shows Biden’s first wife may have actually caused the accident, but why let that prevent Biden from using the Christmas-time tragedy to rack up a lifetime of sympathy points?
FACT-O-RAMA! Joe Biden, who has long propagated the myth that “white supremacy” is America’s greatest threat, couldn’t be bothered to visit Waukesha, Wisc., after a black nationalist and domestic terrorist plowed into a crowd of people at a Christmas parade, killing six and injuring 62 more. He did, however, visit Jacob Blake, a black man who was accused of sexual assault and domestic abuse by a former girlfriend and was shot by police when they stopped him and he reached for a knife.
Related: FLASHBACK: Biden Lied for Years About the Driver Involved in His Wife and Daughter’s Death
I asked my fellow PJ Media teammates to help me come up with the #1 reason Joe Biden is a detestable reprobate. We have so many options: Biden allegedly using his crackhead son as his bagman for his international bribes; his history of racist remarks; ignoring his grandaughter in Arkansas; and the highly irregular 2020 election. The options are limitless, but I can pick only one.
Choose wisely, KDJ!
1. Joe Biden is allegedly a puppet for China
There is overwhelming evidence that the Biden racketeering family has taken in mad stacks from nations around the world. The Oversight Committee has produced and continues to produce a steady flow of documentation and witnesses demonstrating that Biden used his power to line his pockets. But the most terrifying aspect of his potential treason is his never-ending willingness to lick the boots of our greatest enemy — China’s leader, Xi Jinping.
No one seems to be able to otherwise explain why Biden would:
- sell our strategic oil reserves to a Chinese company with ties to the commies in Beijing and to Hunter Biden while the U.S. was reeling from rocketing gas prices;
- allow a spy balloon to float unfettered over American military bases;
- keep the southern border open, allowing the Chinese to bank billions of dollars while killing 80,000 American every year with fentanyl;
- stop chasing Chinese spies.
There could be a very good reason Biden allows China to get away with these monstrosities, but the evidence strongly suggests that China, our greatest adversary, has something on Biden.
Perhaps it’s the $31 million Chinese communists “allegedly” paid the Bidens.
I can name at least one anti-commie columnist and funny commie-chasing radio host who believes Joe Biden is a globalist who is handing our nation over to the Chinese-dominated slimesters in the World Health Organization, the World Economic Forum, and the International Monetary Fund.
I can’t think of anything more loathsome for a president to engage in.
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