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At some point, the Democrats are going to figure out that they shouldn’t let Joe Biden or Kamala Harris speak in public anymore. Seriously, if they’re sticking with these two through next year, they’ll need two tightly managed basement campaigns.

If the fate of the free world weren’t at stake, the gaffe-tastic two people at the top here might even be entertaining. Gather with some friends, mock the uncomfortable relationship that Biden and Harris have with coherence, make an evening of it.

Madame Veep’s latest thought derailment involved some pontificating about green stuff, a subject that lends itself to lunacy. Michael Cantrell covered the story for us:

Vice President Kamala Harris was clearly rooting for Marvel Studios villain Thanos in the “Avengers” movies when he snapped his fingers and reduced the population of the universe by half using the Infinity Gauntlet in a radical progressive idea to try and ensure there were enough resources for those he graciously allowed to live.

Why would I say something that strange? Because Kamala Harris said earlier this week that the best way to ensure future generations have clean air and water is to reduce the population, a statement that feels like a line ripped right out of the abovementioned movie.

The actual quote — which we’ll get to in a moment — is classic Harris nonsensicality. She sees some place she wants to go, then immediately wanders off the path. By the time she gets to the end of the thought, she couldn’t find her way back to her original point with GPS and a sherpa guide. The boss is obviously not sharing any of his Adderall with Harris.

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Here’s what One Heartbeat Away said:

When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce population, more of our children can breath clean air and drink clean water,

Reduce the population so more children can breathe better — there’s that patented Kamala Harris illogic. Her concern for the children who survive the Democrats’ abortion gauntlet that Harris so vocally champions is truly touching.

Michael’s post goes on to cover some of the reactions to Harris’s population-thinning plan, and it’s pretty choice.

I’m still unclear as to how electric vehicles make the water cleaner, but then the greenies don’t place much of a premium on making sense. If we all eat bugs and live like we’re camping in 1897, then the world will magically be a better place. Also, plus cows breaking wind or something.

It has to be absolutely brutal for the Democrats right now to be saddled with Biden and Harris at the top of the ticket. Yes, there are rumors that they’re going to be replaced (Matt wrote a VIP post about that), but as I’ve been saying, no one has laid out a clear plan on how exactly that is supposed to happen. Getting both Biden and Harris off the board is problematic. I still don’t think Biden can physically make it through next year, but Harris has no plans to go anywhere.

Meanwhile, we all need to be vigilant and ensure we’re not caught up in some leftist population reduction initiative.

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