The Morning Briefing: George Santos Is My Favorite Liar in Congress

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Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Thaddeus never stopped reveling in the breeziness of thatched undergarments.

Roll with the whimsy today, my friends.

Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) has made his name as one of the most notorious liars in the history of Congress.

That’s kinda why I like him.

Look, almost everyone in the United States Senate and the United States House of Representatives is a grifter whose familiarity with the truth is casual at best. Santos’s appeal to me is that he doesn’t shy away from his indifference to veracity. I don’t need legislators to be my life partner, I need them to sponsor and pass laws that will benefit the Republic.

Unlike many members of the Beltway upper crust, Santos isn’t a fan of the Chinese Communist Party. Catherine is here with the details:

Embattled Rep. George Santos (R-NY) just introduced the GUO Act of 2023 to fight the weaponization of the U.S. justice system due to Chinese Communist Party (CCP) infiltration.

Santos announced his new legislation in a June 7 tweet, which included a video clip of his remarks. Chinese dissident Miles Guo, one of the most vocal opponents of the genocidal CCP, was arrested in March on federal charges of fraud and was denied bail. Two CCP spies arrested soon after were quickly released on bail, however.

I don’t care if Santos said that he’s a quadrasexual (do anything for a quarter) goat herder with the keys to eternal life, he gets my vote for hating the commies. Note to everyone else in Congress: more of this.

Faith in Congress has been waning for years on both sides of the aisle. Our elected elites are, for the most part, unaware of their duties in a representative republic. Our laws are made by a legislative body that’s comprised of egomaniacs who so loathe interaction with their constituents that they have their aides give them a Silkwood Shower after every town hall meeting they do back home.

Lying George Santos, on the other hand, gets that the people he represents don’t like commies. I would crawl over Ana Navarro to vote for a representative like that. (Mine is Raúl Grijalva. The struggle is real.)

There is much talk of the looming war between the United States and China. I say it’s mostly been fought already:

China won't need to fight a war with us. American businesses have been surrendering to it for decades. https://t.co/ud5MmgP74F

— SFK (@stephenkruiser) June 7, 2023

All of our elected officials should be railing against the ChiComs every day. George Santos may not be your ideal prom date, but Xi Jinping doesn’t want to hang out with him, either. There’s your hint, fellow Americans.

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