Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgender individuals — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Cankerous Karen reports incredible success casting spells on ICE Gestapo
This remarkably unfortunate-looking Karen of the Bridge Troll genus, who has read and deeply internalized one too many Harry Potter books — Social Justice™ people really love the series for whatever reason, even despite their seething hatred for the author, J.K. Rowling, after she hopped off the tranny bandwagon — is under the impression that spells she’s been casting on her YouTube channel have resulted in ICE’s retreat from Minneapolis.
I have seen some good news on Facebook about the Trump situation. If you don’t know, I’ve done a couple spells over on my YouTube channel if you want to check them and see if you want to try them yourselves. I feel like the more people who do, the more witches that ally up and do magic, the better. So, yeah, make sure to check that out. But we did get a couple manifestations that look good, which is that the government is responding, well, parts of the government are responding to Trump, trying to abolish Trump. So that’s like, a really big, good sign.
Anti-ICE sorceress successfully curses ICE, drives them out of Minneapolis pic.twitter.com/Jq7BhMNouT
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 6, 2026
Correlation does not equal causation!
I don’t know whether that principle has wormed its way into the Hogwarts curriculum, but it’s absolutely a necessary consideration when conducting your YouTube hexes of government agents.
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I’m truly sorry for raining on this sorceress’s parade by questioning the potency of her curses, because she’s obviously serious about her business, but I’m just going to need more evidence of efficacy before I accept that, because a spell she allegedly cast coincided with the Trump administration rolling back its presence in Minneapolis, one has anything to do with the other.
Portland mother takes seven-year-old to anti-ICE rally, child gets pepper-sprayed
Rhetorical question: What kind of mother — used in the strictest biological sense of the term — would take their seven-year-old daughter to a violent protest?
Answer: The kind of mother — defined, again, as narrowly as possible, as the most immediate biological maternal ancestor — who wants her little human shield to get pepper-sprayed in order to parlay it into TikTok content and accuse the government of gassing children.
BREAKING - “Mothers” in Portland, Oregon are taking their kids to active anti ICE riots at the local ICE building, leading to a seven year old girl and a baby being hit by gas. pic.twitter.com/KoH3NB2TqZ
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) February 1, 2026
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Chelsea Handler announces boycott of Amazon, Apple
As everyone is constantly on pins and needles, eagerly awaiting the next washed-up celebrity to come out of the woodwork and share their deeply informed insights on immigration policy, Chelsea Handler has kindly obliged.
Chelsea Handler issues long-awaited anti-ICE proclamation, denounces Apple and Amazon for collusion with fascists pic.twitter.com/7wV8fcwcmv
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 6, 2026
Holy plastic surgery mishap, Batman!
This lady makes Laura Loomer’s guy look like Michelangelo.
