"Providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the daylights out of a little schoolgirl." That's the lead crazy on today's Insanity Wrap, an entire week's worth of the best bad news.
Plus:
- Garbage people at Penn do garbage things.
- This is your brain on Leftism.
- Joe Biden is quite wisdomous.
Before we get to today's big story, here's a short video to make you lose whatever little faith you might still have in humanity.
How Long Can You Stand to Watch?
In this week's "How Long Can You Stand to Watch?" challenge, I watched the whole thing — and you should, too. It's only 13 seconds, but it's a very informative 13 seconds.
Another Monty Python Sketch Just Came to Life
It seems like almost exactly two years ago [Editor's note: It was almost exactly two years ago] that I shared a classic Monty Python bit from "The Life of Brian" where a meeting of the Judean People's Front, led by John Cleese, has to humor the delusions of a fellow — er, sister — member named Stan, who wants to be called Loretta and have babies.The scene predicted, "exactly in 1979 the cultural madness you see around you today."
We've moved on from Loretta and the fetus she's going to gestate in a box, and on to Ken Clean-Air Systems (also played by Cleese), a six-foot-five boxer who fights schoolgirls. The last 10 seconds of the video (above) are still some of the biggest laughs I've ever enjoyed.
But it's less funny when, out in the real world, a 50-year-old man enters a middle school girls' swimming competition.
Rebel News reported last week the curious case of the Oct. 20 Richmond Hill Aquatic Centre's Fall Classic swimming competition outside of Toronto, in which Nicholas J. Cepeda, age 50, swam against 13 and 14-year-old girls. However, Cepeda likes to go by the name of Melody Wiseheart and identifies as a middle-school girl, so officials allowed him to compete.
Officials at first denied to Rebel News that they'd allowed Nicholas — er, Loretta... sorry, that's Melody — to compete but finally admitted it after being shown "a copy of the Friday schedule that indicated otherwise."
"Of note," David Menzies wrote in his RN reports, Cepeda "is a professor at Toronto’s York University. And get this: two of his research areas are children and youth."
We just went from weird to gross, didn't we?
Parents wouldn't talk with Menzies, and the competition officials wouldn't say anything after confirming Cepeda's participation. "Too bad," he wrote. "We wanted to know if Nicholas got to use the female change room and bathroom. We’re betting that he did."
And now we've gone from gross to grosser.
"Obviously, boxing must have its limits," the announcer says in the Ken Clean-Air Sytems sketch, "but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the daylights out of a little schoolgirl."
"It's quick and it's fun," the other announcer adds.
Sure, it's quick and it's fun for the 50-year-old man swimming the bejeebus out of some 13-year-old little schoolgirls — but what about the schoolgirls?
Sorry girls, but your rights to compete as females and to change into your swimsuits without a man present are trumped by the whims of any weirdo predator.
You can fight back, or you can get used to it.
Previously On Insanity Wrap: No Justice Is Possible for the Killers of Retired Cop Andreas Probst
Before We Continue, Here's a Short Video to Restore Your Faith in Everything...
That dog is sending some seriously mixed signals.
Your Weekly Dose of Mostly Peaceful Protest
PJ Media's own Kevin Downey, Jr. brought you the story earlier today of Patrick Dai, whose mostly peaceful protest against Israel's self-defense included promises that "If I see another pig female Jew I will drag you away and rape you and throw you over a cliff." Similar threats included male Jews and even "pig baby Jews."
"According to a Department of Justice (DOJ) press release," Kevin wrote, "Dai threatened to shoot up a location called '104 West,' which is a dining hall that offers kosher diets."
Charming, no?
I mention Kevin's story because whether or not he's depressed, as his father claims, Dai is a perfect case study of what leftism does to bright, young, impressionable minds.
Dai seemingly had it all. A supportive family, brains, and entry to the American elite with his Cornell education. And with his Chinese descent, Dai has no historical ties to the Middle East and no reason for such violent hatred against Jews.
Yet he admitted after his arrest to writing, "Allahu akbar! From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free! Glory to Hamas! Liberation by any means necessary!"
Do I think Dai has mental health issues? Of course. Do I think Dai chose his intended victims based on the "progressive" nonsense fed to him during his leftist indoctrination/education? Certainly. Do I think the Left purposely fosters violence among the mentally ill against select targets? Abso-freaking-lutely.
Leftism: Not even once.
Quote(s) of the Week
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss totally, publicly contradicting and humiliating yourself.
Exit Question: Won't it be nice to have the Angels back?
The Craziest Person in the World (This Week)
When I saw a piece by Omar Azis headlined, "Biden’s real reelection problem isn’t his age. It’s his waning popularity," I just had to read it. It's always fascinating when a lefty is willing to admit weakness in their candidate, so long as it isn't one of those "the proles are just too stupid to know how good they have it" articles.
From now on, I'll refer to those as "Krugmans."
But here was Azis, tacitly admitting — at least in the headline — that Biden might be both too old and too unpopular to win.
Then I got to this line: "I think Biden’s age is a virtue, given his experience and wisdom. His problem now runs much deeper."
Then I stopped reading.
#SavedYouAClick
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One More Thing...
I'm a bad Dad. I do this every November 1.
But not next year because I'm pretty sure last night was my youngest son's last night of trick-or-treating.
So if I'm feeling a little melancholy today, you'll understand why.
That's a Wrap for this week. Come back next week for another Insanity Wrap...
...assuming we make it that long.
