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It’s turning into Florida Man Weekend between yesterday’s McDonalds story and now this:

Gainesville Police arrested a local man early Thursday after they found a bag of weed in his butt and a bag of crack in his mouth.

At about 12:30 a.m., officers stopped Winfred Alphonso McAllister Jr., 23, on Northeast 23rd Avenue and Northeast Second Street after police saw his red Mitsubishi Galant swerve into the left turn-only lane and back into his original lane twice, according to a police report.

Officers smelled marijuana around the car, but McAllister told police the scent was left over from when he smoked earlier. He said he did not have any with him.

When McAllister stepped out of the car, an officer could still smell something. He searched McAllister and found a bag of weed inside his butt, according to the report.

You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?