How Not to Be Funny

With a tip of the hat to Roger247, comes this delightful attempt at “humor” from Boston.com’s Victor Paul Alvarez:

The FBI says an Ohio bartender planned to kill House Speaker John Boehner last October by poisoning his drink at a country club.

The question is: Would anyone have noticed? Stories about Boehner’s drinking have circulated for years. His drinking inspired a blog called DrunkBoehner, and in 2010 he brought booze back to Washington. Had he been poisoned as planned, perhaps his pickled liver could have filtered out the toxins.

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Read the whole thing, if you’re also the kind who enjoys Feminist Improv night at the local hipster coffee bar.

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