I know it’s possible to die from overwork, but not like this:
A marathon masturbator in China died after he donated his seed to a sperm bank four times in just 10 days.
Zheng Gang was found slumped over and unconscious in a private booth at the Wuhan University facility in Hubei Province after staff noticed he hadn’t come out in two hours, The Daily Mail reports.
When the medics broke down the door, they discovered the 23-year-old lying on the floor and immediately tried to resuscitate him. Doctors ultimately pronounced him dead of a heart attack.
I believe Mr. Gang qualifies for a Darwin Award only if the hospital first destroys all of his donated samples.