Must-See PJTV

Robots are now taking my picture on the latest Hair of the Dog — so I look 45% less like a circus freak. On the show:

Argh! Pirates!

Evan Bayh is agnostic for Easter.

George Stephanopoulos gets my complete sympathy.

Meet the Press is so boring I can hardly make fun of it.

New York Times reporter David Sanger wins our first-ever Trifecta of Stupid.

…and a whole bunch of dead dogs. Only not really. But sort of. Plus lots more. Tune in and check it out.