There’s no way this could actually happen. It would be the Smart-Ass Bloggers’ Full-Time Making Fun Of Stuff Act of 2005-2006. Not even God loves us that much.
I can just see the first campaign meeting. “Well, Al,” the consultant says, “here’s the thing. If you got every single person who paid to see ‘Stuart Saves His Family’ to move to Minnesota, that’d only be about 2% of the vote…'”
UPDATE: Nope, not happening. Told you.