Imperial forces have captured popular Colorado Blogger Steve Green, as shown in this shocking, completely not made up photograph featuring absolutely no action figures of any kind.
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While Green is in Imperial custody aboard a secret battle station, the mercenary seen in this totally 100% real photo is believed to be in the employ of Mr. Bill Cosby, who wants his sweater back.
We’ll bring you more, as this really truly quite very real story develops.
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