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Say It With Me Now: You Wouldn’t Like Us When We’re Angry
By now I’m sure you’ve all read about our two dead citizens in that church attack in Pakistan over the weekend.

Let me speak directly to the people involved in the atrocity:

I’m not religious, but most of my countrymen are. So if you barbarian idiots want to really rile us up, continue on with the church attacks. That little thing we did in Afghanistan? You remember, where we toppled the government, killed thousands of barbarian terrorists, and put people friendly to us in charge? Yeah, we were holding back.

Consider yourselves warned.