If I Were Gay, I'd
If I Were Gay, I'd Kiss Him Right on the Mouth
Hell, I still might.
Read this from Andrew Sullivan today: "I have long found Paul Krugman an insufferably pompous, shrill, Bush-bashing pseudo-populist." Doesn't quite have the flow of Goldberg's "crapweasel," but it certainly proves that despite their best efforts, English universities still produce some goddamn fine writers.