Almost Forgot: Happy MLK Day,

Almost Forgot: Happy MLK Day, kids. Remember, do not judge a man by the color of his skin, but by the content of his martini glass. If it’s empty, then ask if he’d like another.

And after enough martinis, we’ll all feel warmth and brotherhood and hopefully forget to hate each other for idiotic reasons.

I can’t remember who, but years ago I heard a stand up comic say, “Racism is stupid because there are so many legitimate reasons to hate people. Like stupidity.”

Amen.