Fan service crashing and burning.
It makes sense that the strangest decade of the 20th century would produce some true musical oddities.
First they stole the 2016 election and now it turns out those evil Russian trolls are to blame for "The Last Jedi."
Maybe even the most ardent fans could use a breather.
Will Disney wear out a galaxy-sized franchise before we get a single planet's worth of entertainment out of it?
Spoiler-free review: Episode VIII adds depth to the reboot.