CLEVELAND, OH — The Republican National Convention has featured a vast array of attendees, delegates, protesters, and police, but the merchandise on sale proved just as surprising. The face of Donald Trump — now officially the Republican presidential nominee — was everywhere, as was his signature toupee natural hairdo.
Below, you’ll find PJ Media’s list of the 20 zaniest pieces of tremendous Trumpian treasure. Enjoy, but read with caution!
17. The Donald Trump bobblehead.
No presidential candidate is complete without a bobblehead miniature. You couldn’t walk to the Quicken Loans Arena without seeing this huge sign.
16. The Trump carnival t-shirt?
I know, I know, they’re going for an Old West “rebel” style, but it looks more like a carnival shirt to me.
15. It’s a one-hit KO!
Next Page: Donald Trump is strong like a lion … or maybe he’s America’s Aslan?
14. The “Donald Trump is Aslan” PAC
This campaign button immediately brings to mind the hero from The Chronicles of Narnia, the giant golden lion Aslan who signifies Jesus Christ. Do the makers of this button think Trump is our savior?
13. VOTE DONALD!
12. Trump Pence, the original version.
You changed the logo? I don’t care a Trumppence.
11. Trump Rocks.
So Honest Abe is stuck with the drums? That’s cool, I guess…
Next Page: Iron Man Trump?
10. THE INVINCIBLE IRON TRUMP
Because The Donald would definitely sign the Slovakia Accords and submit to superhero registration, right?
9. Make Captain America great again!
I guess not…
8. Rosie the Riveter will build the wall!
This one is actually rather inventive — I like the Rosie the Riveter meme applied to The Donald’s signature project, as it gives it a bit more legitimacy.
7. Get on the Trump Train!
Next Page: The cruder stuff.
6. Hillary sucks, but not like Monica!
Ugh, I wish I didn’t see what you did there.
5. This is The Donald.
Yeah, he sure is giving some people the bird.
4. This is very clever, though.
Next Page: Trump’s version of the Bernie Sanders’ slogan is surprisingly good, check it out!
3. Trump’s presidential seal?
That’s a bit premature, I’d think.
2. The GOP gets a Donald Toupee!
What a perfect symbol of what The Donald does to the Republican Party…
1. Feel the Wall.
I love this one, because it twists the popular Sanders slogan on its head.
Let me know which was your favorite in the comments below!