Joe “allegedly showered with his daughter” Biden, one of today’s longest “serving” politicians—or his handlers—have managed to go all scorched-earth on the nation he has sworn to protect. Now he desperately wants your vote in November. And he promises to make abortion the law of the land once again.
“If you give me two more senators in the United States Senate, I promise you, I promise you, we’re going to codify Roe and once again make Roe the law of the land,” Biden barked from his tar pit.
President Joe Biden’s speech at the National Education Association in Washington on Friday reminded me of this guy:
IKR. Those Tarzan movies with quicksand sinking men scared the bajeezus outta me. pic.twitter.com/hrmHmQD82F
— FrannyBananny☮️ (@FBananny) January 12, 2022
The easier and wiser thing to do would be to turn on his hackneyed “blue collar Joe” charm, fall on his sword, admit he made mistakes, and perhaps promise to fart in front of Camilla again now that she’s Queen Consort of England. But the truth is, Joe can’t or won’t admit he’s tanking the U.S. with the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Check out this video from his “60 Minutes” codswallop poppycock-fest.
Biden SEETHES in anger at reporter who brutally EXPOSES exactly why he’s a complete FAILURE to his FACE
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 19, 2022
Inflation and gas prices aren’t the only two pesky termites chowing down on Biden’s canoe. Let’s take a stroll down recent memory lane and fondly recall a few of the anchors Biden and the Democrats have wrapped around their own necks as the midterms approacheth.
FACTS ABOUT BIDEN’S FAILURES
- Democrats fought to keep us barricaded at home even though they knew in May 2020 that 84% of COVID patients had been locked down.
- We’ve had historically high murder rates for two years now because Democrats thought that letting prisoners out of jail, defunding the police, and no-bail laws would attract black voters. Instead, it got them killed in record numbers.
- Pretending the southern border is closed, even as illegals admit how easy it is to get in, is costing us 100,000 American lives every year from fentanyl overdoses. The Chinese commies send fentanyl to their friends in the Mexican drug gangs, who then cook it up and sneak it over the border. Gee, I wonder if Biden is keeping the border open so that his puppet masters in Beijing can make mad stacks AND slaughter Americans? Remember, “good” drug dealers don’t kill their customers.
FACT-O-RAMA! Many of the fentanyl deaths are in people who don’t even know they taking the drug. It is mixed into other drugs like Percocet which people, especially teens, buy off the street.
With the midterm elections approaching, the Democrats have found themselves between a rock and Biden’s shower wall (did I mention Joe Biden allegedly showered with his young daughter Ashley who believes she was molested as a kid but can’t recall who did it?). So they are running on three issues from their almost pageless playbook,
- Trump sucks and his MAGA crowd are “semi-fascists” (even though no one cares). But don’t read about this guy
- January 6 (read what Matt wrote)
- Abortion on demand up until high school graduation day
This lunatic #liberal believes MURDERING a two year old is still an ok abortion if the mom decides she's done!!! 😳 pic.twitter.com/VFxUXxHlxl
— Lnzely (@lnzely) May 16, 2022
FACT-O-RAMA! Repealing Roe vs. Wade did NOT make abortion illegal. It sent the issue to the states to decide for themselves. Now please tell your screeching liberal sister-in-law and her trans-pansexual boi?-friend to shut up.
With little to run on and much to hide, Biden decided to suck up to women as he spoke Friday.
“I don’t think the MAGA Republicans have a clue about the power of American women,” Biden kiss-assed. “Let me tell you something: They’re about to find out.”
But here is the punchline: poll after poll suggests that abortion isn’t the saving grace Biden is hoping for. A recent Harvard poll suggests a 60% majority of voters are either against abortion or don’t care enough about it to have it affect their vote. When asked to rank their most important issues, abortion came in 7th place.
If the Democrats are hoping abortion on demand will help them dodge a rhino bullet, let them.
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