New Caption Contest: Everything You Need To Know About the Democratic Party Is In This Picture

Credit: D Wasserman Schultz ✔ @DWStweets

The subject of our newest caption contest is a photo tweeted by Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the Chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee on Sunday, August 24, in New Mexico. The first tweeted message that accompanied the photo was:

D Wasserman Schultz ✔ @DWStweets

This pic says it all – @NMDEMS are motivated and ready to win! Thanks for bringing us together, @mssanchez4NM.

4:40 PM – 24 Aug 2014

Then, a few hours later the DNC Chairwoman followed up with this tweet:

D Wasserman Schultz ✔ @DWStweets

.@mssanchez4NM Thank you for being such a wonderful host and turning out a fired up crowd of #Democrats!

6:54 PM – 24 Aug 2014

Let’s first analyze these two tweets and then your mission for the caption contest will be revealed.

“This pic says it all -…”

Yup, it says that the DNC Chairwoman is living in an alternative universe where sad, defeated, distraught, bored New Mexico Democrats are seen as “motivated and ready to win!”

If these people are what Democrats consider “a fired-up crowd” then Wasserman Schutz’s party will drown in a November election ~~wave~~ tsunami. No kidding, at my mother’s nursing home I’ve seen a more fired-up crowd during music hour then was exhibited by these foot soldiers in Debbie’s Democrat army. (Must be draftees.)

So, all you need to know about the Democratic Party and their Chairwoman is that they lie, she lies. (If you like your party you can keep your party. Period. If you like your fired-up crowd, you can keep your fired-up crowd. Woo-hoo!)

Now, here is your mission should you dare to enter this contest.

What was the DNC Chairwoman saying at this moment?

Why was the gentleman wearing the blue shirt in front of Ms. DWS holding his neck?

What was the older man wearing a light green shirt to the right of Mr. Neck Holder thinking?

Was that an American flag to the right of Ms. DWS? If so, why was it so low to the ground?

What should be the overall caption for this photo?

Have fun and stay “fired-up” at the prospects of defeating this DNC Chairwoman and Florida Congresswoman in November. And yes, you can caption her too. But, as usual, all entries must be classy and in good taste. I mean it! (Don’t make me regret this part of the contest.)