Trump and Biden Threaten Each Other, and the Internet Has a Ball

In case you missed it, former Vice President Joe Biden and President Trump have been going at each other like a couple of fired-up high school kids. Only problem (or one problem, in the least) is that they are both north of 70 years old.

It all started when Biden was speaking at an anti-sexual assault rally at the University of Miami, according to ABC News. Here’s what he told the crowd:

“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,'” Biden said. “They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said ‘no.’ I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'”

Never one to miss an opportunity to respond, Trump tweeted his own threat to Biden:

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018

Never one to miss an opportunity to have a good laugh, however, the Internet responded in its own way to the imaginary feud that would take place between Biden (75) and Trump (71):

Maybe they are “grumpy old men” after all:

Trump vs. Biden pic.twitter.com/OHdOsias7m

— idk (@PeteScottPPool) March 22, 2018

And then there’s this:

Live look at a fight between Trump and Biden… #trumpvsbiden #makeithappen pic.twitter.com/CtJIxIzsHN

— You have to call me dragon.. (@darunt1788) March 22, 2018

It’d probably be a pretty tough fight, after all: