Prelutsky's Pajamas Predictions

Greetings from the command center itself–Pajamas HQ in El Segundo, where Burt Prelutsky is channeling Criswell:

Moreover, I predict that whoever hosts the Oscars will feel compelled to tell us that Jack Nicholson is the epitome of cool for no apparent reason other than that he wears sunglasses indoors, and for some unfathomable reason, is always smirking.

And, finally, gazing into my crystal ball, I predict that no matter how many troops we have left in Iraq, so long as a Democrat wins the presidential election in 2008 the mainstream media will not say a single word about a quagmire or ever mention an exit strategy.

Hey, that just wouldn’t be hip.