Clearly This Must Be Conservative Propaganda

Who is this “Chemical Ali” fellow I keep hearing about, and why is he being sentenced to death? The benign democratic peace-loving Saddam Hussein had chemical weapons and used them on his own people?

Obviously Dick Cheney feverishly invented these made-up atrocities out of whole polyester cloth and sold them to the conservative media.

Oh well. What time’s the new Angelina Jolie movie? She looked pretty hot in Esquire this month!