President Harris Will See You Now
Happy Taco Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Mine are going to be steak tonight.
This most awkward and bizarre of presidential election years finds many of us questioning our sobriety and/or sanity several times throughout each day, and more frequently as we get closer to November. Sure, in the beginning of quarantine there was precious little sobriety to be questioned — at least in my house — but we did get around to it again. Then the universe kept turning up the “Weird” knob every day.
The Biden-Harris ticket is absolute gold for fans of the awkward and weird.
Everyone in America knows that Joe Biden isn’t going to be president for very long even if he wins the election. For a while now I’ve been convinced that the Democrats don’t have any real plans for him beyond Jan. 21st, 2021.
Kamala Harris is the one-woman progressive army that the Democrats are hoping to use Joe Biden’s centrist Trojan Horse to sneak into the White House. There has probably been more speculation in recent weeks about just how they’ll justify having Harris slip into the presidency than there has been talk about what a Biden presidency might look like.
When Biden was still vetting potential running mates, there were rumors that Jill Biden was put off by Kamala Harris’s naked ambition. If there is anyone who is going to take advantage of her husband’s nonexistent mental state after he is elected, Dr. Jill wants to make sure it’s her. Back in July, I wrote that Jill Biden wants to be “Edith Wilson 2.0.”
I stand by that. Dr. Jill was correct about Kamala Harris’s ambition too, though. There could be some very interesting power struggles between Harris and the Missus if Grandpa Gropes gets elected. The poor guy is really going to be in peril with those two cat-fighting behind his back while he plays with his Legos on the Oval Office floor.
In a move that no doubt got spit takes from everyone on Team Biden, Kamala Harris let fly with the Mother of all Freudian slips on Monday when she referred to the “Harris administration,” and then — because it’s 2020 and this election — made things even more awkward with her bumbling correction. Here it is:
Vote early and often with your mail-in ballots and turn this dream into reality: “the Harris administration.” pic.twitter.com/6GYxD0dDUe
— Fiery but peaceful Mike (@Doranimated) September 15, 2020
Oof.
“A Harris administration, together with Joe Biden as the president of the United States…”
You just know that this is part of Harris’s dream scenario. If she can’t step into the presidency right away, she can be the de facto POTUS while Drooling Joe does his figurehead thing. She’s probably already had cards printed up that say “Kamala Harris, President of the United States” that she keeps hidden for dry run fantasy time.
On a side note, both Biden and Harris have a disturbing cosmetic surgery squint going on that’s distracting to look at.
I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if Harris has already put together a dream list of possible V.P.s for a “Harris administration.”
Watch your back, Joe.
Why Do They Keep Making Him Stand Outside?
Joe's got termites. pic.twitter.com/WUREbzIZJU
— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 14, 2020
PJM Linktank
Joe Biden Promises Fewer Fires, Floods, and Hurricanes if He Wins in November
Treacher: YouTube ‘Star’ Records Himself Defecating in Nancy Pelosi’s Driveway
Grandpa Gropes is a gun grabber, through and through. In a Strange Move, Joe Biden’s Social Media Intern Tweets About Gun Control
Report: Iran Plans to Assassinate a U.S. Ambassador in Soleimani Retribution
Jail Releases Portland Man Who Set Fire With Molotov Cocktail. Then He Sets SIX More
These Joe Biden Flip Flops on COVID-19 Prove He’s Incapable of Leading During the Pandemic
On 9/11, Newsweek Wonders if ‘Islamophobia’ Is the ‘Last Acceptable Form of Prejudice’
FBI Raids Home of Biden Campaign Surrogate After Underage Sex Allegation
Oregon Wildfires: One Family’s Acts of Heroism, Including Duke the Dog’s, Are Absolutely Humbling
Acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf Torches Adam Schiff’s New ‘Whistleblower’
Is There a Sign of Life On Venus? ‘Maybe’ Is Better Than a Hard ‘No’
Joe Biden Votes In Person, Wrecks the Democrats’ ‘We Need Mail-In Voting’ Narrative
VIP
No, J.K. Rowling Isn’t Dead. Trans Activists Just Want to ‘Cancel’ Her New Book
Racial Justice Agitators Are Killing Sports Along With Opportunities for at-Risk Black Youths
VIP Gold
Peloton Tries to Look Woke by Celebrating a Community In Ways It Doesn’t Even Celebrate Itself
Parents Get Emotional Telling Gov. Newsom How School Closings Have Affected Their Kids
From the Mothership and Beyond
Ship with no crew to sail across the Atlantic
The plague ruins everything. Uh-Oh: COVID Cases Now Causing More Delays For Gun Buyers
NY Video Shows A Problem With Mask Requirements
MA Senator: “We Must Disarm” Police Of Their “Weapons Of War”
53 Shot, 12 Killed In Chicago’s Latest Violent Weekend
Detroit Police Chief Shreds Dem Senator for Suggesting Police Should Be Unarmed
It Turns Out a Number of Fires on the West Coast Aren’t Because of ‘Climate Change’
Why a Democrat Secretary of State Slapped the USPS with a Lawsuit
Mitch McConnell Calls Out Democrats’ Filibuster Hypocrisy
EXCLUSIVE: AG Barr Discusses Timing of the Durham Investigation
Melania Trump Holds Roundtable With Sickle Cell Disease Patients as Administration Ramps Up Research
Los Angeles Official: ‘Randomly Opened Fire on Deputies Is to Be Expected’
New Fox Poll: National Race Tightens, Trump Again Outperforming Among Latinos
How Trump Supporters are Taking on the Role of ‘Peaceful Protesters’
Under the Media’s Berlin Wall of Truth Suppression
Today’s Deep Question: Does Photo Prove Biden Uses Teleprompter To Answer Live Questions?
Fact Checking Versus “Fact Checking” In The Trump Era
Make it pay-per-view. President Trump Says He’s Up For A Four Hour Debate Moderated By Joe Rogan
Has Hollywood Jumped The Shark Over Fears Of Trump’s Re-Election?
Biden Campaign’s Latest Moves Look Like Dems Know They’re Going to Lose, but Not Concede
Watch: Biden Speech, a Painful Festival of Bugs and Confusion
L.A. County Sheriff Challenges LeBron James to Match Reward In Deputy Shooting
Hard-hitting: ABC News journalist asks ‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden if the gloves are off
‘Not all athletes are woke sellouts’ – Tyler Eifert of the Jags honors fallen officer David Dorn
The Detective on the Case of the Perfect Hot Tamale
Alabama abortion doctor denied license over claims of application fraud
Oldest living US veteran celebrates 111th birthday with special flyover
Bee Me
New Radar System Alerts Politicians When People Are Enjoying Something So They Can Ban It https://t.co/ToWinP124N
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 14, 2020
The Kruiser Kabana
Wishing for a chance to travel?
Digitally explore Nea Paphos, one of the Mediterranean’s most important historical sites:https://t.co/h5fvycYSPE
— Getty (@GettyMuseum) September 3, 2020
My quarantine career as a Zoom Liberace tribute pianist is really taking off.
___
Kruiser Twitter
Kruiser Facebook
PJ Media Senior Columnist and Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.” His columns appear twice a week.
Join the conversation as a VIP Member