Cull the Herd
Yes, I’ll get to some impeachment stuff here in a moment but let us first take breath, look around, and make sure that there aren’t any dangerously stupid people nearby.
Despite the catchy name, no, coronavirus has nothing to do with Corona beer.
Google Trends has noted that search interest for “coronavirus symptoms” has skyrocketed by 1,050 percent. Other top search phrases related to the deadly pathogen, also known as nCoV, included questions about how coronavirus is spread, its origins, prevention and death rates.
Here’s what we do know about the coronavirus: the current outbreak originated in Wuhan, China; symptoms include congestion, runny nose, fever and sore throat, much like the flu; it’s most likely spread via coughing, sneezing or physical contact with an infected person.
What we also know is that nCoV is not derived from nor related to the Mexican pale lager Corona Extra and Corona Light.
But that seemingly obvious fact didn’t make it to the many who, as BoingBoing reported, were engaging in another alarming search trend that, at once, reveals both our deepest fears and desires: “Corona beer virus.”
I know you’re all thinking what I am thinking: how can paste-eaters like that manage to Google something without putting out an eye or two?
On a more serious note, the coronavirus outbreak is beginning to seem like a real-life game of Plague Inc, a game I had fun playing a lot of a couple of years ago and which is now perversely enjoying renewed popularity.
The World Health Organization finally read a newspaper and hopped aboard the Obvious Train:
Whole world must be ready to deal with coronavirus, says WHO https://t.co/aoLMh2Lzbf
— The Guardian (@guardian) January 30, 2020
I favor dark humor, especially when faced with something terrifying like a virus that is having its way with people here in the era of modern medicine. It’s my coping mechanism, but I realize it’s not for everybody. So I’ll resist the urge to wonder why it couldn’t have wiped us all out and spared us this interminable impeachment boredom and move on to writing about the interminable impeachment boredom.
Interminable Impeachment Boredom Update
There is some fun news on the Impeachmentpalooza front. Cocaine Mitch is about to do the thing he does when — for at least an hour or two — he spells the president and takes over as the object of the Democrats’ wrath. The Dems got their hopes up about calling witnesses to continue their incoherent patchwork case against the president but that lasted all of a day. It now looks like McConnell will be able to put the kabosh on that and steamroll this waste of time trial into the waste bin of Can We Just Move On where it belongs.
Honestly, I wanted them to call witnesses, because it would have further gotten the Democrats’ hopes up, making it all the more delicious when they were inevitably dashed by McConnell.
It will all be over soon, then the Democrats will have to move onto their next non-election attempt at getting the president out of office. They’re running out of options, so expect whatever happens after impeachment is done to be so desperate that you will be able to smell the Democratic flop sweat in D.C. from anywhere in the continental United States.
Somebody Please Rescue Jennifer Rubin’s Cats When the Discount Vodka Finally Takes Her
The GOP is now the pro-totalitarian party. It is a clear and present danger
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) January 30, 2020
PJM Linktank
#Journalism. Reporter Sneaks Onto Drudge’s Property to Find Out Why He Doesn’t Support Trump Anymore
This Bombshell Interview with John Bolton Will Crush the Democrats
Ted Cruz: Hold Up – House Democrats Already Rejected John Bolton as Witness in Impeachment Inquiry
I keep saying she’s the sleeper here. The ‘Klobuchar Factor’ Threatens to Upend Iowa Caucus
VodkaPundit and +1 for the Jaws reference. Establishment Dems Are Chumming the Waters for Bernie
Biden Says He Needs to Pick a Good VP Because He’s Super-Old
Nikki Haley Opens Up About Her Conversion to Christianity
VIP
The Kruiser Kabana Episode 15: Of Democrats, Bad Medicine, and Poisoned Youth
VodkaPundit: Selling Peace: Can Trump Bring the Art of the Deal to the Middle East?
Me again: Can We Stop Feigning Shock When Politicians Change Their Opinions for Partisan Reasons?
From the Mothership and Beyond
FBI says it’s intercepted 53 drones near Super Bowl venue
Minneapolis NAACP, Black Lives Matter call on Klobuchar to suspend campaign
Giffords Proves They’re About Progressive Politics, Not Safety
NM Sheriff Willing To Face Contempt Charge Over Red Flag Law
Vox: Say, These Nationwide Injunctions Could Be Bad News If A Democrat Wins The White House
Schlichter: The Coronavirus Could Be Trump’s Katrina
The Underreported Issue That Could Shatter Democrats’ 2020 Hopes
During Fiery Exchange, Lee Zeldin Tells NBC Reporter She’s ‘Insulting Her Audience’
‘Mind Boggling’: Take a Look at These Demographic Numbers From Trump’s New Jersey Rally
Watch Jay Sekulow Box In Adam Schiff and Just Level Him With the Mic Drop of All Time
Kira: Coastal States Are in the Fight of Their Lives…Is the Rest of America Listening?
Hillary Clinton has scrubbed another ‘server’ (according to Tulsi Gabbard’s attorney)
‘Unreal’: Biden campaign tweets that we need a president who respects religious freedom
So much for ta cuts killing us. American Life Expectancy Rises for First Time in Four Years
Japanese billionaire decides not to find girlfriend to fly around the Moon after all
ABC News Suspends Correspondent Matt Gutman Over Inaccurate Report On Kobe Bryant’s Helicopter Crash
Paul Farnes, last Battle of Britain fighter pilot ace, dies aged 101
Bee Me
Hick Farmers Retaliate Against Coastal Elites By Withholding Ingredients Needed To Make Avocado Toast https://t.co/O7FNlwVCfH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 29, 2020
The Kruiser Kabana
#KruiserKid’s Soon-To-Be Alma Mater
Fordham University baseball field – pretty neat look. I believe this may be from 1902. #BellLetsTalk pic.twitter.com/wbvpoujUoq
— BaseballHistoryNut (@nut_history) January 29, 2020
I don’t get the appeal of chewing gum.
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PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”
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