Is your child petrified of needles to such an extent that getting their routine vaccinations is a hassle?
Tired of pinning them down while they scream in terror so the medical technician can slip in the syringe?
Not to worry!
With this one weird trick, all those pesky protestations can be a thing of the past.
The Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP), with a quick signature from the parent or guardian, can tactically schedule your little beloved’s injections for a time and setting in which the child has been rendered inert and therefore unable to put up a fight: on the operating table.
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Via Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (emphasis added):
Historically, vaccination of children has occurred where they routinely get medical care, but increasingly access to vaccines at other locations, such as pharmacies, school clinics, or even at home (e.g., FluMist Home), helps families who have barriers to access. Barriers can take the form of limited time, needle phobia, awareness of annual recommendations, and more. This month, we wanted to share a program at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP) that has increased influenza vaccination among children undergoing sedation or anesthesia.
The program, “Close Your Eyes, We’ll Immunize,” has been providing influenza vaccines to children undergoing sedation or anesthesia for other procedures since 2023. During influenza season, families receive information about the program as part of their preoperative communications. On the day of the procedure, staff revisits the opportunity for vaccination, assesses interest and identifies eligible patients. When families agree, the vaccination is then administered while the child is sedated.
(As an aside, flu vaccines are, at best, a crapshoot and at worst a total scam that makes the recipient more likely, not less, to contract influenza.)
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CHOP, as the acronym goes — and appropriately so, as the hospital includes a “Gender and Sexuality Development Program” that includes puberty blockers and all manner of other debilitating butcheries — has been quite busy injecting sedated children over the past several years.
“In the 2025-2026 flu season, the team delivered 2,054 flu vaccine doses to children undergoing sedation or anesthesia,” reports The Defender. “Leaders are seeking to expand the program by including COVID-19, RSV and other catch-up shots for kids whose vaccinations aren’t up to date with federal vaccine recommendations.”
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Because vaccinations only add to the pre-existing stress on a small body under anesthesia, several accredited doctors have denounced the practice on safety grounds.
Continuing via The Defender:
Dr. Madhava Setty, a board-certified anesthesiologist with 24 years of clinical experience, called CHOP’s program “stunningly irresponsible.”…
Anesthesia and whatever other medications are required for an operation carry enough risk as it is, because the drugs used in the operating room are especially potent, Setty said. That’s especially true for children. “We simply cannot know how an individual child will respond to these drugs for the first time.”
Dr. Larry Palevsky, a pediatrician, called it a “very bad idea” to administer a flu vaccine to a child under anesthesia. “Anesthesia and surgery increase stress levels and inflammation in children’s bodies — so do vaccines.”
Vaccinating children while under anesthesia and surgery will only increase the potential for significant adverse events, since it will be harder for children to detoxify from vaccination while under anesthesia, he said. “This is a perfect storm to use a setting like the stress of anesthesia and a surgical procedure to further injure children.”
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Little do these doctors, however well-intentioned they seem to be, understand, apparently, that whenever safety and efficacy conflict with the agenda of pharmaceutical corporations, the latter wins out every time in institutions like CHOP.
In the industry, we call that Respecting the Science™.
