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‘Jason Arday don die afta accuse of magomago’
I have covered the perverse British state-sponsored cultural oddity, BBC Pidgin, previously at PJ Media in the context of a tutorial teaching African readers and viewers why taking their phones into the restroom while they “poopoo” is poor hygiene practice discouraged by public health physicians.
"No carry your phone enta toilet!" BBC Pidgin admonishes Africans
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) August 17, 2026
"Toilet na where we dey poopoo and dis our poopoo dey carry bacteria" pic.twitter.com/OCOS5NNNx9
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More recently, BBC Pidgin covered the tragic self-inflicted demise of the serial plagiarist who lied about being autistic for social clout and a position at Cambridge University, Jason Arday, in a moving eulogy titled “Former Cambridge University academic Jason Arday don die afta accuse of magomago.”
(Apparently “magomago” is Pidgin gibberish for “dishonest, deceptive or manipulative behavior.”)
Try to make heads or tails of this little missive.
Via BBC Pidgin (emphasis added):
Di former University of Cambridge professor wey for di centre of plagiarism don die.
Dem find Jason Arday "unresponsive" for one address for Battersea, south London, on Friday afternoon, emergency services tok.
Di London Ambulance Services bin call Metropolitan Police officers. One 41-year-old man bin dey pronounced dead for di scene and im next of kin don dey informed, di force tok.
Arday bin resign as Cambridge professor of sociology of education last week afta allegations of plagiarism and questions about some of im achievements. Im bin deny di claims.
For one statement, di Met Police say: "At dis time, we dey treat im death as unexpected, but e no dey believed to dey suspicious."
Di 41-year-old academic bin denied any plagiarism - but admit say errors dey for im work - and last week e say di recent kasala bin lead to how pipo dey chook eye for im mata and dey attack am personally…
Some critics say na racism motivate di way dem treat am, but odas tok say di claims of plagiarism dey legit.
Arday, wey announce im resignation last week, say di "personal cost" of di scrutiny no be small tin.
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Arday’s fraudulent autism self-diagnosis — a common practice for zoomer trannies and DEI social climbers — got a mention as well, as did the similar fabrication that he was mute until the age of 11. (His former classmates, contrarily, have described him as something of a motor mouth in primary school.)
BBC Pidgin adds, for extra Diversity™ points, that one of Arday’s “formative moments” included, allegedly, watching renowned communist terrorist Nelson Mandela get released from prison on television, which inspired him to lie about his credentials in order to get a position at one of the world’s prestigious universities and then threaten to call the cops on people who confronted him, all in order to be likewise celebrated as a civil rights icon.
Continuing:
Dem born Jason Arday for 1985 for London, United Kingdom.
E no fit read or write until im be 18 years old becos dem diagnose am wit autism and global development delay for im early years. And im no fit speak until im be 11 years old.
For 2023, im become di youngest-ever black professor for Cambridge University for UK.
E say im formative moments include watching Nelson Mandela release from prison on television and South Africa symbolic triumph for di 1995 Rugby World Cup.
