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Democrat Congressional candidate claims hidden Nazi code embedded in American Eagle press release

One of the Democrats’ favorite pastimes, we all know, is uncovering Nazi dog whistles deeply embedded in their political opponents’ communiques that, through their sleuth-like efforts, they decode and expose, for the world to see, their hidden fascistic ideology.

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On a recent “Piers Morgan Uncensored” star-studded panel, featuring notorious Democrat Zoomer twink Harry Sisson and a disgraced (now defunct) Media Matters smear merchant, viewers were treated to one of the most outlandish iterations of such conspiracy theories that these people have ever come up with.

“Is Sydney Sweeney a Nazi?” was the simple question posed by Piers Morgan.

Any sensible person — and definitely someone running for higher office — would probably just say “no” and move on.

That’s not the tack that Kat Abughazaleh, said former Media Matters smear merchant and current Illinois's 9th congressional district candidate, took.

Rather, Abughazaleh claims that, in American Eagle’s public statement on the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad controversy, the corporation actually smuggled a “notorious” neo-Nazi code into its prose.

Here she is around the 57-minute mark going full #BlueAnon loony toons on a hapless, visibly baffled Morgan:

I don’t know. This has been a lot of discourse… I’ve seen a lot of discourse on this… I don’t think it’s a great look… I think that American, that statement that they put out was really weird, especially the 14/88 ‘coincidence.’… There was one part of it that apparently had, like, 14 words and 88 characters which may have been a coincidence, maybe not, but it’s not a super great look for American Eagle… 14/88 is a notorious neo-Nazi dog whistle.

“Sorry, what?” Piers followed up.

The Media Matters girl’s theory is that American Eagle took the time to slip Nazi cryptography into a PR statement — which no one noticed except weird online unemployed leftists who add up the character counts in banal corporate literature — because… reasons?

This is the kind of stuff that makes the flat Earth theory look plausible.

The 14/88 American Eagle conspiracy theory is actually apparently somewhat widespread in #Resistance corners of social media, presumably where the Media Matters lady got her disinformation propaganda.

Lessons from the Cracker Barrel drama: Bullying works

Just last week, the restaurant chain gave its iconic “Old Timer” — the evil white guy, probably a slave master, sitting on the barrel in the logo — the Aunt Jemima/Uncle Ben/ Land O’Lakes Indian lady treatment.

The stock immediately plummeted as a consequence — and not a little, but to the tune of $100 million.

Well, lo and behold, less than a week later, as Sarah Anderson covered recently, the company walked back its logo redesign and issued a pseudo-apology:

We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. 
At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm welcomes, and the kind of country hospitality that feels like family. As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon.

Yet unsatisfied, the internet is awash with calls for the CEO’s proverbial head. My prediction, and hope, is that she’ll be gone before the next shareholders' meeting.

Ideally, she’d be tarred and feathered and paraded through the streets for the people to throw rotten produce at. But we stopped doing that as a society once shame was no longer utilized as a tool of social control.

I think the moral of the story here is that — in the proper context, in defense of American values, deployed judiciously — bullying absolutely works.

And no one begs to be bullied more than, with the possible exception of teachers’ union bosses, your average soulless corporate executive.

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The left took the political utility of strategic bullying to heart during the Cultural Revolution of the last decade or so — and acted collectively, viciously to succeed in their various victories.

Although it was much slower on the draw, the right appears to have finally come around, first with Bud Light and now with Cracker Barrel — a great trend, if for no other reason than to serve as a counterbalance to the wild pendulum swing of the last several years.

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