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Adventures in The Patriarchy™, Vol V: ‘World Hijab Day’ Now ‘World Hijab Month’

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(Contd. from Pt. IPt. IIPt. IIIPt. IV)

Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time. 

United Nations writes Gender Equity™ ‘honey-do’ list for member states

Just to kick things off with the appropriate histrionics, the opening sentence of this how-to feminism guide from UN Women begins: “Gender inequality is the greatest challenge of our times.”

That’s right; the biggest “challenge of our times” is neither latent nuclear war nor the impending AI takeover. The most pressing issue of our day is something called “gender inequality.”

Via UN Women (emphasis added):

Gender inequality is the greatest challenge of our times. Gender equality is the greatest opportunity…

The United Nation is calling on governments everywhere to act boldly and decisively for all women and girls. Closing the gender gap globally by 2030 will take an investment of $360 billion annually, but the cost of inaction is higher.

Here are six actions that can make a real difference, while placing the leadership of young women and adolescent girls in the centre of all efforts.”

The six things governments are supposed to do to combat the Patriarchy™ get progressively more abstract until we arrive at #6, “Climate Justice”:

As the climate crisis and biodiversity loss accelerate, women and girls—especially in rural and indigenous communities— bear the brunt of its devastating effects*. They are also at the forefront of solutions.  Prioritize women's and girls' rights and leadership in climate action by increasing investment in and their access to green jobs, like care, sustainable agriculture and renewable energy.

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*Many methodological questions present themselves regarding how these people come to the conclusion that “women and girls bear the brunt of climate change,” including:

  • What is a woman?
  • How does the UN identify the alleged victims of climate change?
  • Are blue-helmet sociologists on the ground running surveys of climate change victims to suss out their gender identity?
  • Do the UN Women commit a hate crime by assuming gender?

‘World Hijab Day’ somehow morphs into ‘World Hijab Month’

In a previous Adventures in The Patriarchy™ installment, I explored the uber-cringe Social Justice™ solidarity movement called “World Hijab Day,” wherein evil white liberal women assuage their evil white guilt by wearing bags over their heads for Equity™.

 Related: Poll: Liberal Women Experience Worst Mental Health of All Demographics

In so doing, the evil white liberal women learn to empathize with their puritanical Islamic sisters while simultaneously battling The Patriarchy™ of the West that brutally oppresses women by not requiring them to wear bags over their heads for the pleasure of Allah, Peace Be Upon Him.  

Anyway, kind of like the “two weeks to slow the spread” became three years, that “one day” of hijab sisterhood has now become thirty days:

Calling all women! Are you looking for a new challenge to take on during the upcoming month of Ramadan? We invite you to participate in the 30-Day Ramadan Hijab Challenge! This challenge is open to both Muslim and non-Muslim women who are interested in learning more about the hijab and experiencing its benefits. By wearing the hijab for 30 consecutive days, you will gain a deeper understanding of the role it plays in Muslim women's lives and the significance it holds within the Islamic faith. In addition, you will be taking a stand against discrimination faced by Muslim women and girls for wearing the hijab.

Bill Maher dumbstruck by Boy Scouts going gender-neutral

In its apparent quest to do its part to trannify the children of America, once-respected Boy Scouts of America, you might have heard, is now a castrated shadow of its former self called “Scouting America.”

Bill Maher has been beating the drum — which has fallen on deaf and often irate ears among his ideological kinfolk — for years now that this is the kind of self-defeating nonsense that costs Democrats elections.

But, faced with the fork in the road — do they continue their quest until the very last boy and girl are transed or win elections ever again? — the people who run the Democrat Party have apparently opted for the former.

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