September 5, 2012 - 6:26 pm
Jason Mattera and I were partners in crime back in the day. This week he’s occupying the occupiers who are occupying the DNC. In this episode, Jason gets a communist sympathizer to sign a petition on his capitalist-created iPad, practically begs the occupiers to share their tents, and “overstimulates” some sick guy.
Whatever you do, don’t overstimulate occupiers. Apparently it’s like feeding a Mogwai after midnight or something.
See episode one of Mattera’s madness over at Hot Air.
I dunno.
I guess I’m just a sucker for the classics… think he can get the women at the DNC to sign a petition to end women’s suffrage?
I’m pretty sure “feeding a Mogwai” is racist. I mean it’s gotta be, right? I know it’s a Gremlins reference, but it’s still a three-word phrase in the English language. Therefore, racist.
“Mogwai.” Sure looks racist to me. Doesn’t that come from “The Jungle Book” by Rudyard Kipling? Obviously, any reference to “jungle” is racist (“rainforest” is just cool and stuff). And we all know about Kipling and his racist writings. Wait… am I thinking about Mowgli? Whatever. It’s all racist, man.
Jungle Book takes place in India, and most Indian immigrants are Republican, so I wouldn’t sweat it too much!
IF Valerie Jarrett had her way, the scenario painted herein would be exactly the ticket.
Few have paid attention to her role in this administration, and her symbiosis with the Radical-in-Chief. Fewer know/understand about her communist and Iranian background, and why she ‘hearts’ with the POTUS.
Read ‘Valerie Jarrett’s Communist Leanings…and Why She Matters..Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s Alter Ego…Cementing The Red/Green Alliance’ (8/17/12) – google ‘Adina Kutnicki’.
My main source for this piece knew her before she became a Washington fixture. The tales (yet) to be told….
I think Jarrett is a New World Order Baha’i
it would explain her affinity to islam as a trump on Christians
The look on that fellow’s face at the end alone was worth the price of admission.
That was the best!
Sure are stingy with their damn tents, ain’t they?
The Klan was founded as a Democrat proxy group. Many black Americans served in the U.S. Goverment in the 1800′s and beyond as part of the “Radical Republican” party. In 1912 the ‘Progressive’ Democrat, President Woodrow Wilson instituted racial segregation into the Federal Government. Many blacks were subsequently pushed out of the Federal Government.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bEOiDjdhF4
Haa haa, love it, Jason has become a national Conservative Treasure. Man O Man—
is that a great set of set ups or what!!!!
My tent your tent not my tent, shower in the rain, then the helicopter bit -funny.
And lets not forget the great 20 something intellect on display for all of we parents to be thankful for not having that sperm / egg did come out of US!
OMG how funny. I can’t check 6 I am still laughing to hard!